Two Old Guys Get Ice Cream

[Old Moparz]

Two old men suffering from memory loss were sitting on the steps of the old-age home when an ice cream truck drove past. "Gee," said the first old codger. "I'd love an ice cream right now."

"Would you like me to get you one?" asked the second old guy.

"Are you joking?" the first old fart snapped back. "You'd forget my order straight away."

"No I wouldn't," replied the second."

"All right, then," said his friend. "I want a double cone with mint ice cream and choc chips, and a cherry on top."

The second old man repeated the order flawlessly. Five minutes later he walked back carrying two meat pies. The first old man looked at the pies in disgust then yelled, "I knew I should've gone myself. You forgot the damn sauce!"

[FLG GF]

 

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  thats funny