Why you should watch what you eat

[captnsim]

Well I WAS enjoying some SUNKIST PISTACHIOS till I look down and see this in a nut I'm about to eat...
So I guess bugs like nuts to...

[moparstuart]

Well I WAS enjoying some SUNKIST PISTACHIOS till I look down and see this in nut I'm about to eat...

just a little more protein   

[captnsim]

I was thinking fiber...

[skip68]

I smell a lawsuit,...... 



I'll RENT ya Chuckles,  if you need him!!!!!!! 


Mrs.Skip68

[captnsim]

Well I was thinking...that bug is dead  ...what was in that nut???...Am I going to be OK??? The bugs not OK... 
I ate quite a few... 


If I rent him, can I pay in nuts???

[Magnumcharger]

I've heard tell, that in a normal bag of sunflower seeds, one out of every ten "seeds" is actually a bug.

[The70RT]

I seen an article that we eat bugs everyday. When grain goes through the mill so do the bugs. All you flour made items  have bugs. I use to be in the restaurant business.....don't get me started  Don't tell you kids that all the cereals contain bugs.........unless you want to cure them from the junk kind.

[68beepbeep]

 Sunkist bugs~YUMMM~

[Andrew]

I was eating a nectarine (I think. Some stonefruit anyway) A few months ago and the stone in the center broke open to reveal 2 dead fruitflies and a whole bunch of eggs. I dont know how they got in there though. There were no obvious holes.

[Old Moparz]

When I was working in NYC many years ago, I bought a Hershey Bar from one of those candy counters in the office building I was in. This was back when they were only wrapped in foil & had the brown paper sleeve around it. Now they have that plastic type wrapper that's completely sealed. Anyway, since it was a Hershey Bar & not M&M's that melt in your mouth & not in your hand, I was peeling the paper & foil back a little at a time using the wrapper to prevent a chocolate mess.

I had about half of the candy bar finished & glanced down at it just before the next bite. I thought I had seen something crawl under the wrapper & became curious since I'm not being used to moving chocolate. I peeled more of the wrapper away & saw a small, off-white colored, worm-like bug. The damn thing was crawling just like those worms in cartoons do where they lift the mid section up, slide the front forward, then lower the middle & then do it again. I think it was heading for cover under the wrapper in an attempt to avoid being eaten.

It was the only one I saw, but I was pretty grossed out wondering if there had been more on the first half of the candy bar. I folded the wrapper back around it & went back to the candy counter to return it. I was telling the guy behind the counter what was wrong with it when he asked to see it. He opened the folded part of the wrapper & said "I don't see anything wrong."

I said, "The bugworm ran for cover under the part that's still wrapped, peel it away & you'll see it."

As he tore the wrapper & pulled it off, the bugworm did that cartoon crawl to the edge of the candy bar & went over the edge to hide. The guy freaked out when he saw it, made some kind of gasping noise, & dropped it on the floor. I was trying not to laugh while watching him use scrap paper to pick it up & not touch it. After he calmed down, he asked me, "Do you want another candy bar?"

I looked at him & said, "I don't think so. Can I have a bottle of Snapple instead?"   

[captnsim]

I WILL NOT eat any form of processed chicken. No nuggets, patty's, fingers, or chunks. Why you may be asking...Well years ago I used to like those chicken patty's. Till one day I take a bite and feel something really chewy. I'm thinking a piece of cartilage or some such thing. Well I spit it in my napkin and being a guy...I gotta look at it. Big mistake...It was a freaken chicken eyeball...   So no more processed chicken for me   

[Old Moparz]

I WILL NOT eat any form of processed chicken. No nuggets, patty's, fingers, or chunks. Why you may be asking...Well years ago I used to like those chicken patty's. Till one day I take a bite and feel something really chewy. I'm thinking a piece of cartilage or some such thing. Well I spit it in my napkin and being a guy...I gotta look at it. Big mistake...It was a freaken chicken eyeball...   So no more processed chicken for me   

What color?

[captnsim]

I WILL NOT eat any form of processed chicken. No nuggets, patty's, fingers, or chunks. Why you may be asking...Well years ago I used to like those chicken patty's. Till one day I take a bite and feel something really chewy. I'm thinking a piece of cartilage or some such thing. Well I spit it in my napkin and being a guy...I gotta look at it. Big mistake...It was a freaken chicken eyeball...   So no more processed chicken for me   

What color?

 

[Back N Black]

I WILL NOT eat any form of processed chicken. No nuggets, patty's, fingers, or chunks. Why you may be asking...Well years ago I used to like those chicken patty's. Till one day I take a bite and feel something really chewy. I'm thinking a piece of cartilage or some such thing. Well I spit it in my napkin and being a guy...I gotta look at it. Big mistake...It was a freaken chicken eyeball...   So no more processed chicken for me   

So, i guess you don't eat hot dogs or breakfast sausages?   

[captnsim]

No hot dogs, bologna, processed ham, sausage, or chicken.

[oldgold69]

my oldest son works part time for a butcher he make a sausage called mousestripen  it's made with bread, pork fat, cabbage, and pigs blood   sounds yummy eh

[captnsim]

Not so much

[Charger_Fan]

Makes me wonder what may have been in that can of "Campbell's chunky grilled sirloin steak" soup I ate for lunch. Maybe I should have run it all through a strainer first?

Actually, the thing that gives me the heebies is when I bite an apple & look down to see half a worm wiggling there, as I'm chewing away. Yummy!

[captnsim]

So do you finish the apple, eating around the worm or toss it?

[400/6/PAC]

I heard that the average person swallows 14 bugs a month without knowing it.

[Mean 318]

I seen an article that we eat bugs everyday. When grain goes through the mill so do the bugs. All you flour made items  have bugs. I use to be in the restaurant business.....don't get me started  Don't tell you kids that all the cereals contain bugs.........unless you want to cure them from the junk kind.

I worked in one of the largest flour mills and yes there are bugs!

[captnsim]

I heard that the average person swallows 14 bugs a month without knowing it.

That wouldn't surprise me. I just hope their small bugs   

I seen an article that we eat bugs everyday. When grain goes through the mill so do the bugs. All you flour made items  have bugs. I use to be in the restaurant business.....don't get me started  Don't tell you kids that all the cereals contain bugs.........unless you want to cure them from the junk kind.

I worked in one of the largest flour mills and yes there are bugs!

So what are you saying...My morning toast is with bugs and butter? 

[MichaelRW]

I WILL NOT eat any form of processed chicken. No nuggets, patty's, fingers, or chunks. Why you may be asking...Well years ago I used to like those chicken patty's. Till one day I take a bite and feel something really chewy. I'm thinking a piece of cartilage or some such thing. Well I spit it in my napkin and being a guy...I gotta look at it. Big mistake...It was a freaken chicken eyeball...   So no more processed chicken for me   

At least it wasn't this. 

[Khyron]

Man up and eat the bug!

common, eat it ...

[captnsim]

Man that Mcd's thing...is nasty.


I wonder if it has a creamy center... ...NOT