Why you should watch what you eat

[captnsim]

Well I WAS enjoying some SUNKIST PISTACHIOS till I look down and see this in a nut I'm about to eat...
So I guess bugs like nuts to...

[moparstuart]

Well I WAS enjoying some SUNKIST PISTACHIOS till I look down and see this in nut I'm about to eat...

just a little more protein   

[captnsim]

I was thinking fiber...

[skip68]

I smell a lawsuit,...... 



I'll RENT ya Chuckles,  if you need him!!!!!!! 


Mrs.Skip68

[captnsim]

Well I was thinking...that bug is dead  ...what was in that nut???...Am I going to be OK??? The bugs not OK... 
I ate quite a few... 


If I rent him, can I pay in nuts???

[Magnumcharger]

I've heard tell, that in a normal bag of sunflower seeds, one out of every ten "seeds" is actually a bug.

[The70RT]

I seen an article that we eat bugs everyday. When grain goes through the mill so do the bugs. All you flour made items  have bugs. I use to be in the restaurant business.....don't get me started  Don't tell you kids that all the cereals contain bugs.........unless you want to cure them from the junk kind.

[68beepbeep]

 Sunkist bugs~YUMMM~

[Andrew]

I was eating a nectarine (I think. Some stonefruit anyway) A few months ago and the stone in the center broke open to reveal 2 dead fruitflies and a whole bunch of eggs. I dont know how they got in there though. There were no obvious holes.

[Old Moparz]

When I was working in NYC many years ago, I bought a Hershey Bar from one of those candy counters in the office building I was in. This was back when they were only wrapped in foil & had the brown paper sleeve around it. Now they have that plastic type wrapper that's completely sealed. Anyway, since it was a Hershey Bar & not M&M's that melt in your mouth & not in your hand, I was peeling the paper & foil back a little at a time using the wrapper to prevent a chocolate mess.

I had about half of the candy bar finished & glanced down at it just before the next bite. I thought I had seen something crawl under the wrapper & became curious since I'm not being used to moving chocolate. I peeled more of the wrapper away & saw a small, off-white colored, worm-like bug. The damn thing was crawling just like those worms in cartoons do where they lift the mid section up, slide the front forward, then lower the middle & then do it again. I think it was heading for cover under the wrapper in an attempt to avoid being eaten.

It was the only one I saw, but I was pretty grossed out wondering if there had been more on the first half of the candy bar. I folded the wrapper back around it & went back to the candy counter to return it. I was telling the guy behind the counter what was wrong with it when he asked to see it. He opened the folded part of the wrapper & said "I don't see anything wrong."

I said, "The bugworm ran for cover under the part that's still wrapped, peel it away & you'll see it."

As he tore the wrapper & pulled it off, the bugworm did that cartoon crawl to the edge of the candy bar & went over the edge to hide. The guy freaked out when he saw it, made some kind of gasping noise, & dropped it on the floor. I was trying not to laugh while watching him use scrap paper to pick it up & not touch it. After he calmed down, he asked me, "Do you want another candy bar?"

I looked at him & said, "I don't think so. Can I have a bottle of Snapple instead?"   

[captnsim]

I WILL NOT eat any form of processed chicken. No nuggets, patty's, fingers, or chunks. Why you may be asking...Well years ago I used to like those chicken patty's. Till one day I take a bite and feel something really chewy. I'm thinking a piece of cartilage or some such thing. Well I spit it in my napkin and being a guy...I gotta look at it. Big mistake...It was a freaken chicken eyeball...   So no more processed chicken for me   

[Old Moparz]

I WILL NOT eat any form of processed chicken. No nuggets, patty's, fingers, or chunks. Why you may be asking...Well years ago I used to like those chicken patty's. Till one day I take a bite and feel something really chewy. I'm thinking a piece of cartilage or some such thing. Well I spit it in my napkin and being a guy...I gotta look at it. Big mistake...It was a freaken chicken eyeball...   So no more processed chicken for me   

What color?

[captnsim]

I WILL NOT eat any form of processed chicken. No nuggets, patty's, fingers, or chunks. Why you may be asking...Well years ago I used to like those chicken patty's. Till one day I take a bite and feel something really chewy. I'm thinking a piece of cartilage or some such thing. Well I spit it in my napkin and being a guy...I gotta look at it. Big mistake...It was a freaken chicken eyeball...   So no more processed chicken for me   

What color?

 

[Back N Black]

I WILL NOT eat any form of processed chicken. No nuggets, patty's, fingers, or chunks. Why you may be asking...Well years ago I used to like those chicken patty's. Till one day I take a bite and feel something really chewy. I'm thinking a piece of cartilage or some such thing. Well I spit it in my napkin and being a guy...I gotta look at it. Big mistake...It was a freaken chicken eyeball...   So no more processed chicken for me   

So, i guess you don't eat hot dogs or breakfast sausages?   

[captnsim]

No hot dogs, bologna, processed ham, sausage, or chicken.

[oldgold69]

my oldest son works part time for a butcher he make a sausage called mousestripen  it's made with bread, pork fat, cabbage, and pigs blood   sounds yummy eh

[captnsim]

Not so much

[Charger_Fan]

Makes me wonder what may have been in that can of "Campbell's chunky grilled sirloin steak" soup I ate for lunch. Maybe I should have run it all through a strainer first?

Actually, the thing that gives me the heebies is when I bite an apple & look down to see half a worm wiggling there, as I'm chewing away. Yummy!

[captnsim]

So do you finish the apple, eating around the worm or toss it?

[400/6/PAC]

I heard that the average person swallows 14 bugs a month without knowing it.

[Mean 318]

I seen an article that we eat bugs everyday. When grain goes through the mill so do the bugs. All you flour made items  have bugs. I use to be in the restaurant business.....don't get me started  Don't tell you kids that all the cereals contain bugs.........unless you want to cure them from the junk kind.

I worked in one of the largest flour mills and yes there are bugs!

[captnsim]

I heard that the average person swallows 14 bugs a month without knowing it.

That wouldn't surprise me. I just hope their small bugs   

I seen an article that we eat bugs everyday. When grain goes through the mill so do the bugs. All you flour made items  have bugs. I use to be in the restaurant business.....don't get me started  Don't tell you kids that all the cereals contain bugs.........unless you want to cure them from the junk kind.

I worked in one of the largest flour mills and yes there are bugs!

So what are you saying...My morning toast is with bugs and butter? 

[MichaelRW]

I WILL NOT eat any form of processed chicken. No nuggets, patty's, fingers, or chunks. Why you may be asking...Well years ago I used to like those chicken patty's. Till one day I take a bite and feel something really chewy. I'm thinking a piece of cartilage or some such thing. Well I spit it in my napkin and being a guy...I gotta look at it. Big mistake...It was a freaken chicken eyeball...   So no more processed chicken for me   

At least it wasn't this. 

[Khyron]

Man up and eat the bug!

common, eat it ...

[captnsim]

Man that Mcd's thing...is nasty.


I wonder if it has a creamy center... ...NOT

[The70RT]

If your not sure you aregetting your recomended daily allowance here ya go. The bottom ones are not intended for children  box of 36ct. 109.95

[captnsim]

The worm is the worst ... I might try a Scorpion one... 

[69rtse4spd]

Got some pudding with whip cream one time at the plant   cafeteria. Took it back to the shop, ate about half of it, when I looked down to see half of a dead fly in it. Well needless to say I quit eatting pudding after that. I now keep an eye on all my food.

[Silver R/T]

good reason I don't eat fast food, that McD's really makes me sick

[skip68]

Not a food thing but still a bug thing,.............................several years ago my son was having problems hearing the teacher in school. I at first thought it was one of his famous excuses for not completing his work. So after a week or so of continual complaints from him I took him to the ear doctor. He ran ALL kinds of hearing tests, there were a few he had trouble with but most he did well on. Next the Doctor took him to a chair and put this thing that looked like a thin crochet needle ( ) in his ear................................................he cleaned out some wax, and then pulled out some sort of wax covered BEETLE!!!!!!!!!!! POOR KID!!!!!! after that, he could hear perfectly! (Unless I'm telling him to clean his room!!!!  )))


Lisa

[captnsim]

That would give me nightmares... 

Anybody ever see hagfish? Yum Yum  Here is a buddy enjoying some on crackers.. 

Actually it's for chumming. Don't eat this stuff.