Hell

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A man dies and goes to hell, and Satan asks, "Do you like to drink?"
"Sure," says the man.
"Well, you'll love Thursdays," says Satan. "All we do is drink beer, whiskey, vodka--everything. And your dead, so no hangover!"
"Sweet!" says the man.
"Do you like drugs?" asks Satan. "Because it's the same deal on Friday--all the drugs you can take!"
"Awesome!" says the man. "There has to be some catch to this."
"Not at all," says Satan. "You're gay right?"
"No," says the man.
"Oh well, then Saturdays are going to be a little rough!"