Having surgury TODAY 2/11/09 (Guys, this might make you squirm a little) IM BACK

[TruckDriver]

Whelp, I just got back from the urologist. I been putting this off for a few years now, finally, last month, I decided to face my fears. A few years ago, I had a real bad bladder infection. Well, it was cured. But after that, I started to have problem urinating, as in I lost any and all of the normal stream. Another words, I couldn't pee far enough to put any fires out if I had to. It has gotten so bad, I sit when I go. And it takes like 5 minutes to empty out. No kidding at all here. Anyway, I went to the urologist today to have this looked at. Well, after talking about this for a little, he decides to check the 'ol prostate (you know, bend over, and with gloves, kY jelly, two fingers, and a hello insertion). He says that even though it is a little enlarged, it shouldn't be the problem. So, no enlarger prostate for me. Now, he says...... Time for the penis probe I'm like what the hell is that (like I didn't know). He takes me to a different room, tells me to strip off my clothes waist down, and wait. As I am waiting for them to come back, I am seeing a I.V. drip, a big tube with something in it, and all the other things you normally see in a exam room. Well, the nurse comes back in, tells me to lay back, then takes this big tube of jell. It is a numbing jell that they squirt into the opening of the penis (felt like a pencil being inserted I think) Didn't really hurt, but was uncomfortable for sure. Then the nurse leaves for about 15 minutes. Her and the doc come back and then proceded to take this camera probe, and insert it you know where Actually, couldn't feel that at all by this point and it took like 5 minutes. But he wanted to look all the way up into my bladder. But he could not get into it because I have major scaring of my urethra (tube your pee travels through). He says that is a common side effect after having a bad bladder infection. He said he could see at least 3 of these long and narrow scars, but couldn't get past the 3rd one. Sooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Next Wednesday the 11th, I am having surgery to be reamed out. I get knocked out, I guess they go inside, cut the scares open, then burn them down the center so they stay spread open and thus, opening the blockage. I was told this is actually quit common in men, and has a 85% cure rate. I asked 85%? He said they can come back and I'd have to go through this again, BUT, it is very unlikely that they will come back. I will have a catheter in me then for 2 days after before he removes it next Friday He said then I'll should be able to pee normal again after like 5 years. I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS NEEDLESS TO SAY

[lisiecki1]

i am so so so so so sorry.......

[Dans 68]

Thank you sooooo much for the descriptive narrative.    Seriously, good luck with the procedure. Should be painless (if you don't think about it, that is). Let us know what you remember of the procedure...most of us will be there at some time in our lives.

Dan

[Mrs.Skip68]

Sorry to hear about your med. probs.  Hope you have a speedy recovery! 
Mrs.Skip68

[69 charger 500]

good luck bro we are all here for ya and if we havnt gone thru already will more than likely have happen to us and will look to you for guidence

[dads_69]

Good luck w/everything Pete. Safe and speedy recovery.  

Mark

[TeeWJay426]

Good luck... that description was enough to make ME squirm in pain...... hope it goes better for you than the description sounds!

[TUFCAT]

easy tiger.... tmi. Although I do wish you a speedy recovery. 

[mikesbbody]

Well, my story is not quite as bad as your's but if it will make you feel any better (and give something for the other guy's to laugh at  ) i had a badly swollen testicle not once but twice! there is surgery sometimes required but i never needed it but i had the same "fingers up the ass" treatment (something i hope i never have to have again  ) but then the doctor came buy with about 6 young doctors in training and said something like "this is what a swollen testicle looks like" and i had to (well i guess i could have said no but at that stage you dont care) show them  then i saw them taking notes etc I said to the doctor "why couldnt this have happened to my c..k"?
which made the young doctors laugh  but all that was needed was antibiotics which is a better alternative to surgery imo so hang in there, you will be ok and you will have some interesting stories to tell.

[Mrs.Skip68]

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,..............................LET'S KEEP PICTURES OFF THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs.Skip68

[moparstuart]

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,..............................LET'S KEEP PICTURES OFF THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs.Skip68

she has her own ACCOUNT NOW     shes a newby

[Mrs.Skip68]

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,..............................LET'S KEEP PICTURES OFF THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs.Skip68

she has her own ACCOUNT NOW

[Dans 68]

We have noticed....     
Dan

[69bronzeT5]

Ouch!!!  Hope you get better Pete

[tan top]

damn ouch ..good luck with the  opp , i'm sure every thing will be ok     your not on your own dude ,

Well, my story is not quite as bad as your's but if it will make you feel any better (and give something for the other guy's to laugh at  ) i had a badly swollen testicle not once but twice! there is surgery sometimes required but i never needed it but i had the same "fingers up the ass" treatment (something i hope i never have to have again  ) but then the doctor came buy with about 6 young doctors in training and said something like "this is what a swollen testicle looks like" and i had to (well i guess i could have said no but at that stage you dont care) show them  then i saw them taking notes etc I said to the doctor "why couldnt this have happened to my c..k"?
which made the young doctors laugh  but all that was needed was antibiotics which is a better alternative to surgery imo so hang in there, you will be ok and you will have some interesting stories to tell.

had a few opperations down there also , swollen testicals , had big fear it was canser , but it was not .  docs stuck a needle in to draw fluid out , a few times  but then it came back , , so had surgery , not as bad as i thought just cut & removed a membrain of skin around them or one of them & put them back in & stiched it back up 

[oldgold69]

hope everything goes well .  now you can get one of those hats that say [ i need a new peterbilt]

[TruckDriver]

Thanks guys!

That is why I wrote this thread in detail about what went on today. The laughs are making this all seem better already. I was fairly nervous about it til now. Well, I still am about the whole catheter bag thing

[mikepmcs]

Ask them just to numb you from the waist down and give you a laptop so you can give us the blow by blow, err bad choice of words there..play by play.  Call it a live STREAM if you will.
Good luck brother.  You'll be fine.   

You using the whole fist doc.  uppppp..... moon river.

[TUFCAT]

"blow by blow".....

"Live stream"...... 

TOO FUNNY! 

[Forza]

Best of luck to you man!  To a speedy recovery!

[Charger_Fan]

At least you haven't had a queer guy shave your nether region, in preparation for your operation...talk about "turtling"!

Good luck, Man!

[John_Kunkel]

Next Wednesday the 11th, I am having surgery to be reamed out.

So, in automotive terms, would that be described as "align bored" or "bored thirty over"?

[tan top]

Next Wednesday the 11th, I am having surgery to be reamed out.

So, in automotive terms, would that be described as "align bored" or "bored thirty over"?

  align bore  ...that funny

[mikepmcs]

"bored thirty over"?

I like the bored over thirty myself, now that was funny.

[mikesbbody]

had a few opperations down there also , swollen testicals , had big fear it was canser , but it was not .  docs stuck a needle in to draw fluid out , a few times  but then it came back , , so had surgery , not as bad as i thought just cut & removed a membrain of skin around them or one of them & put them back in & stiched it back up 

[/quote]
That's the exact same thing i had by the sound of things (full of fluid) I avoided that operation you had. The first time they didnt give me enough antibiotics and it came back  once i told them to give me more antibiotics it never came back.
Its quite common, nobody knows for sure what caused it I have a feeling it was from my powerlifting days wearing the tight squat suits but who knows but yeah big relieve it wasnt cancer...