Anyone live in Louisiana?

[Foreman72]

are any of these true? 
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/louisiana

"Fake" wrestling matches are prohibited.

Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.

One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city's water supply.

A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.

Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.

It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault.

It is illegal to gargle in public places.

It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.

One may not "dare" another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.

Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.

Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.

One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.

Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.

Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
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i found them and i was like there is no way...haha...

random yeah, but i was just wondering