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great break-up letter...

Started by Brock Samson, November 02, 2008, 01:49:03 PM

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Brock Samson

So my friend goes to University of ####### and he received these messages from his
friend who was cheated on by his girlfriend. The first message is her
apology, the second is his response. Enjoy.



Tom,


It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel
like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am
truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people
in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I
would ever want to wrong in any way.


There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even
try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a
stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve
it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us,
what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.
It is weird, the world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile
if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel
beyond crushed.


I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't.
I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this
is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and
stupid, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and
weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect
that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I
hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person,
because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back
what happened. I am so sorry.





- Sarah





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Dear Sarah,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under 'L' for
'Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about'.
You did a stupid thing huh?


No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is 'a stupid
thing'; Mixing in a red Sock with a load of whites is 'a stupid thing';
Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar
wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much raisin bran
that morning isn't as much a 'Stupid thing' as it is grounds for
permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if

it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public
toilet not once, but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think
that by saying 'Well, I didn't Fuck him' somehow gave you a clean slate.
So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world 'looked funny' to you
yesterday. Since your World revolves around blow dryers, golden
retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most
unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24
hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think
you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the
mill cum-guzzling blonde who commands about as much respect as your
average child porn collector.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you
really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do.
Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like
watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I forwarded this email to about 100 people.

Talk to you never,





Tom


Ghoste


PocketThunder

How many of these e-mail forwards are real and how many are made up do you think?  50%...  :scratchchin:    :shruggy:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Troy

Quote from: PocketThunder on November 03, 2008, 12:09:51 PM
How many of these e-mail forwards are real and how many are made up do you think?  50%...  :scratchchin:    :shruggy:
I'd guess closer to 95% (or more). While there may be some truth deep down at the base of the story, the embellishments are what make people feel the irresistible desire to tell everyone they know (or don't know but may have once had an email exchange with and got stuck in the contact list).

Troy
Sarcasm detector, that's a real good invention.

FLG GF


73performance

Quote from: FLG GF on November 21, 2008, 02:45:10 PM
Wow.. i love his comeback  :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

The chicks breakup sounds pretty accurate, I just broke up with my gf, got e-mails like that for 2 weeks.
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. unfortunately, they don\\\'t have a J.O.B.

Marck


FLG GF

Quote from: 73performance on December 10, 2008, 10:09:37 AM
Quote from: FLG GF on November 21, 2008, 02:45:10 PM
Wow.. i love his comeback  :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

The chicks breakup sounds pretty accurate, I just broke up with my gf, got e-mails like that for 2 weeks.

similar situation?

SmashingPunkFan

I love his response, it's so "Whatever", if that was real, to her I'd just say "good riddance".
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