Why???

[Spike]

Why, Why, Why,

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?


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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

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Why does someone
Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?



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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

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If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

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Is there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale?

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

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How do those dead bugs get into those en closed light fixtures?

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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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[Brock Samson]

 i enjoyed those... thanks! 

[tan top]

good ... some of them soo true      remote batterys dead 

[PocketThunder]

good ... some of them soo true      remote batterys dead 

and the refrigerator one, and the vaccuum cleaner one....        

[Dans 68]

Why, Why, Why,

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Because we believe that the button is actually the problem

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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Where else are you going to go? And the fee is usually small enough to nab your last dollars.
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Why does someone
Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Human nature...if it is "checkable", then we will do it.
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
The jungle virus he contracted when he was little inhibits facial hair growth.


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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Only in the movies...in real life he would just laugh and head it (a la soccer) back at you
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Headsets carried radio receivers.
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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
The association of "LISP" users http://www.lisp.org/alu/home
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If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Different genetic lines...they diverged millions of years ago
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
The film coefficient of the bubble is color independent.
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Is there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale?
Yes.
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
The think that perhaps they missed something the previous 5 times they looked.
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Because if you put it in your pocket your wife will yell at you for not cleaning out your pockets before you put your pants in the dirty linen basket (or so I've heard).

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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
We always underestimate the difficulty of a project, no matter how big or small.
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How do those dead bugs get into those en closed light fixtures?
The light fixtures are not enclosed...they normally hang down a bit, supported by those three thumb screws, leaving a gap for the critters to crawl into and die.
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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
Some of us do... 
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Because we are always in a rush to do the right thing, and there is always collateral damage.
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Some of us don't
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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Just because they are still married does not mean they are as irrational as their spouses....
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And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Probably true. But mental illness is relative...see above.
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[tan top]

good ... some of them soo true      remote batterys dead 

and the refrigerator one, and the vaccuum cleaner one....        

  yep aint that the truth