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My peepee hurts

Started by Magnumcharger, December 14, 2008, 12:27:35 PM

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Magnumcharger

A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."


"OK then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen.
Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again."
"OK," the man says.
"Now," the doctor says, getting down to business. "What seems to be the problem?"
"Well," the guy says, "it's swollen...."
1968 Plymouth Barracuda Formula S 340 convertible
1968 Dodge Charger R/T 426 Hemi 4 speed
1968 Plymouth Barracuda S/S clone 426 Hemi auto
1969 Dodge Deora pickup clone 318 auto
1971 Dodge Charger R/T 440 auto
1972 Dodge C600 318 4 speed ramp truck
1972 Dodge C800 413 5 speed
1979 Chrysler 300 T-top 360 auto
2001 Dodge RAM Sport Offroad 360 auto
2010 Dodge Challenger R/T 6 speed
2014 RAM Laramie 5.7 Hemi 8 speed

FLG GF


Magnumcharger

1968 Plymouth Barracuda Formula S 340 convertible
1968 Dodge Charger R/T 426 Hemi 4 speed
1968 Plymouth Barracuda S/S clone 426 Hemi auto
1969 Dodge Deora pickup clone 318 auto
1971 Dodge Charger R/T 440 auto
1972 Dodge C600 318 4 speed ramp truck
1972 Dodge C800 413 5 speed
1979 Chrysler 300 T-top 360 auto
2001 Dodge RAM Sport Offroad 360 auto
2010 Dodge Challenger R/T 6 speed
2014 RAM Laramie 5.7 Hemi 8 speed

John_Kunkel

Pardon me but my karma just ran over your dogma.

Finn

Im torn between clicking...

On one hand, I have witnessed many vile and disgusting things on the web and have managed to come out laughing, usually because I immediately proceed to tricking others into watching. Its pretty hard to top the following:
Tubgirl
Goatse
meatspin
lemonparty
2 girls one cup
2 girls finger paint
the much feared "hatchet" video...
and worst of all...
The rickrollers

BUT, there is always someone out there willing to go to any length to top those.
It seems there is only one way to decide this.
*pulls out quarter*
1968 Dodge Charger 440, EFI, AirRide suspension
1970 Dodge Challenger RT/SE 383 magnum
1963 Plymouth Savoy 225 with a 3 on the tree.
2002 Dodge Ram 5.9L 360
2014 Dodge Dart 2.4L

500hp_440

Quote from: Finn on December 31, 2008, 01:48:11 AM
Im torn between clicking...

On one hand, I have witnessed many vile and disgusting things on the web and have managed to come out laughing, usually because I immediately proceed to tricking others into watching. Its pretty hard to top the following:
Tubgirl
Goatse
meatspin
lemonparty
2 girls one cup
2 girls finger paint
the much feared "hatchet" video...
and worst of all...
The rickrollers

BUT, there is always someone out there willing to go to any length to top those.
It seems there is only one way to decide this.
*pulls out quarter*
:puke: The hatchet video :eek2:
Let it alone^.

moparsons

never heard of the hatchet one, where do I find it?

500hp_440

Quote from: moparsons on February 09, 2009, 02:21:30 PM
never heard of the hatchet one, where do I find it?
You don't want to, some guy sits down and hacks off his nads and wanker
Let it alone^.

Tilar

Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.