Dying Man

[jackel440]

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
doctor
has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this
prognosis,
Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and
they make
love .
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and
says,
'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
Could we please
do it one more time?' Of course, the wife agrees and
they do it
again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and
realizes
he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's
shoulder and
asks, 'Honey, please - just one more time before I die
?'


She says, 'Of course, dear.' And they make love for
the third
time.

After this session, the wife rolls over & ; falls
asleep. Ralph,
however, worried about his impending death, tosses &
turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his
wife, who
rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think
we could....?'
At this point the wife rolls over and says, 'Listen
Ralph, I have
to get up in the morning... you
don't.