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Stars with Herpes

Started by AKcharger, November 24, 2008, 01:39:19 AM

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AKcharger

Well...there are stranger posts!

Male
David Hasselhoff
Bill Clinton
Moby
Tony Bennett
Robin Williams
Justin Whalin
Brad Pitt
David Beckham
Jason Kidd
Fred Durst
Joshua Jackson
Billy Idol
Colin Farrell
Juwan Howard
Dennis Rodman
Cliff Robinson
Vernin Maxwell

Female
Lauren Hutton
Sheryl Crow
Paris Hilton
Victoria Beckham
Pamela Anderson
Lucie Arnaz
Janet Jackson (per her prescriptions list on SmokingGun.com)
Tawny Kitaen (per her prescriptions list on SmokingGun.com)
Britney Spears (seen buying Zovirax while in Kentwood)
Katie Holmes (nasty sores seen on lips, wonder where else she has them?)
Alyssa Milano
Kristanna Loken
Joumana Kidd


From http://www.gossiplist.com/cgi-bin/axs/ax.pl?/new/herpes.php

Andrew

I really wonder why I even opened this thread. I feel I have wasted 40 seconds of my life reading that list, and another 60 seconds replying to it.

Mike DC

   
How the F do they even come up with this stuff? 


It seems like most of these lists are basically rooted in some celebrity gossip blogger's random guesses. 


Ponch ®

Is it wrong that I would still hit at least 3 of the broads on that list?
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Magnumcharger

Quote from: Ponch ® on November 24, 2008, 02:21:54 PM
Is it wrong that I would still hit at least 3 of the broads on that list?

Not if you're already infected.... :scratchchin:
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moparstuart

Quote from: Magnumcharger on November 24, 2008, 02:25:52 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on November 24, 2008, 02:21:54 PM
Is it wrong that I would still hit at least 3 of the broads on that list?

Not if you're already infected.... :scratchchin:
But what else will they have once he's done with them   :smilielol: :smilielol:
GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE

Ponch ®

Quote from: moparstuart on November 24, 2008, 02:28:33 PM
Quote from: Magnumcharger on November 24, 2008, 02:25:52 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on November 24, 2008, 02:21:54 PM
Is it wrong that I would still hit at least 3 of the broads on that list?

Not if you're already infected.... :scratchchin:
But what else will they have once he's done with them   :smilielol: :smilielol:

Other than low self esteem and a hopeless feeling of worthlessness...nothing.
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

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Marck

Quote from: Ponch ® on November 24, 2008, 02:21:54 PM
Is it wrong that I would still hit at least 3 of the broads on that list?

Only 3...?  :D

Mike DC


Hey, but isn't a "herpes prescription" gonna be the same drug even if it's used for a normal cold sore?  A person could have caught those from more mundane ways or even been born with it.


PocketThunder

Quote from: Mike DC (formerly miked) on November 24, 2008, 03:30:37 PM

Hey, but isn't a "herpes prescription" gonna be the same drug even if it's used for a normal cold sore?  A person could have caught those from more mundane ways or even been born with it.



Valtrax...   :shruggy:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Lowprofile

I guess Kristanna Loken likes passing it around........  :eek2:


add Pink to the list.  :slap:
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Mike DC

 
She was hot as hell in "Terminator 3" though.  And menacing.

The idea of a female Terminator sounded pretty questionable to me on paper before the film was in the can.  But she made it work better than I expected in the final movie IMO.


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Ponch ®

Quote from: Lowprofile on November 24, 2008, 05:07:36 PM



add Pink to the list.  :slap:

Just for the record -  I would NOT, I repeat, I would NOT hit that.
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moparstuart

Quote from: Ponch ® on November 25, 2008, 02:00:37 PM
Quote from: Lowprofile on November 24, 2008, 05:07:36 PM



add Pink to the list.  :slap:

Just for the record -  I would NOT, I repeat, I would NOT hit that.
I was sure you would , you or tufcat ?  :shruggy:
GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE

2much2learn

I say " determined to restore the Charger" SHE hears " Stubborn to throw your money away"   dx_Xb

Mike DC

 
Is it really true that everybody in porno has Herpes? 


I know that crowd tests a lot and keeps a handle on all the heavy-duty STDs.  But I heard that they basically gave up on trying to keep Herpes under control.

   

PocketThunder

Quote from: Ponch ® on November 25, 2008, 02:00:37 PM
Quote from: Lowprofile on November 24, 2008, 05:07:36 PM



add Pink to the list.  :slap:

Just for the record -  I would NOT, I repeat, I would NOT hit that.

I cant stand that womans image, i dont know why the corporate elite keep her in contract. 
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Orange_Crush

Quote from: Mike DC (formerly miked) on November 25, 2008, 08:30:21 PM
 
Is it really true that everybody in porno has Herpes? 


I know that crowd tests a lot and keeps a handle on all the heavy-duty STDs.  But I heard that they basically gave up on trying to keep Herpes under control.

   

Let me explain something about herpes.

Approximately one in four American adults have genital herpes.  In other words, If you are an adult, you have a 25% chance of having genital herpes.  If you have been sexually active with more than one partner, your chances go up exponentially.  Herpes is the most common STD...why?  because most of the people who have it don't know they have it.  Most of the time, genital herpes manifests itself as something so minor (an itch, a small bump) that people just ignore it.

Also, in people ages 12 and up, infection rate is 20%.

Fastest rate of growth is among white teenagers.

Scary huh? 
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Ponch ®

Quote from: Orange_Crush on November 26, 2008, 11:17:55 AM


Fastest rate of growth is among white teenagers.

Scary huh? 


SO next time I bang a white broad, I'll make sure she's at least 20.
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Orange_Crush

Quote from: Ponch ® on November 26, 2008, 11:48:16 AM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on November 26, 2008, 11:17:55 AM


Fastest rate of growth is among white teenagers.

Scary huh? 


SO next time I bang a white broad, I'll make sure she's at least 20.

Dude, I'm sure you're already a walking petri dish.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

2much2learn

Quote from: Orange_Crush on November 26, 2008, 12:39:21 PM
Quote from: Ponch ® on November 26, 2008, 11:48:16 AM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on November 26, 2008, 11:17:55 AM


Fastest rate of growth is among white teenagers.

Scary huh? 


SO next time I bang a white broad, I'll make sure she's at least 20.

Dude, I'm sure you're already a walking petri dish.
:hah: thats why i use one of these  :smilielol:
I say " determined to restore the Charger" SHE hears " Stubborn to throw your money away"   dx_Xb

Mike DC

QuoteLet me explain something about herpes.

Approximately one in four American adults have genital herpes.  In other words, If you are an adult, you have a 25% chance of having genital herpes.  If you have been sexually active with more than one partner, your chances go up exponentially.  Herpes is the most common STD...why?  because most of the people who have it don't know they have it.  Most of the time, genital herpes manifests itself as something so minor (an itch, a small bump) that people just ignore it.

Also, in people ages 12 and up, infection rate is 20%.

Fastest rate of growth is among white teenagers.

Scary huh?


Yeah, I knew the rates of it were through the roof in general. 

It's not surprising, really.  It's the most minor of the STDs to live with but the hardest to prevent and impossible to cure.


We should probably be thankful it's Herpes that is in the position of being THE common STD, and not something else.  If one of the STDs was gonna be rampant at least it's just a minor recurring skin rash.  Sure beats dealing with a 25% HIV rate or something. 

It's just too bad we can't permanently cure or vaccinate against cold sores & Herpes yet.

rt green

I'll keep that in mind when Britney comes over and wants to get naked
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TheGhost

Why did I even open this thread...
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.  Especially if they have access to the internet.

PocketThunder

Quote from: TheGhost on December 04, 2008, 12:00:35 PM
Why did I even open this thread...

Because you're an Astronomer?
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

hutch

Quote from: Ponch ® on November 24, 2008, 02:21:54 PM
Is it wrong that I would still hit at least 3 of the broads on that list?


:smilielol:

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Paris Hilton?   no way   


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