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Started by Old Moparz, November 14, 2008, 05:24:52 PM

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Old Moparz

November 14, 2008, 05:24:52 PM
The queen of England was visiting one of America's top hospitals, and during her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't ejaculate five times a day, his testicles would quite literally explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

The tour continued on the next floor of the hospital. After walking past several rooms, they passed an open door where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God!" said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
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BMOTOXSTAR

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November 15, 2008, 12:56:54 AM
 :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
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PocketThunder

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November 15, 2008, 01:02:11 AM
I need a better health plan!   :smilielol:   :smilielol:               :-\
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WingCharger

#4
November 15, 2008, 07:27:07 PM
So the first guy must work at Walmart?

squeakfinder

#5
November 20, 2008, 11:02:22 PM
Quote from: WingCharger on November 15, 2008, 07:27:07 PM
So the first guy must work at Walmart?


Probably a Vetran with a VA plan......
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The70RT

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November 20, 2008, 11:09:15 PM
I bet the second guy was either a retired AIG executive or Bill Clinton  :shruggy:
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