Little Johnny at it again....

[Spike]

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to

make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by

saying, '     Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few

seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're

stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there

all by yourself!'



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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed

cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To

make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the

cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter,Mommy?' asked Little Johnny.

'You Giving up?'

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'

Little Johnny quickly  replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police

station where they saw pictures tacked to a  bulletin board of the 10 most

wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed  to a picture and asked if it

really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The

detectives want very badly to capture  him.' Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't

you keep him when you took his picture?

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father

moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs

and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you

doing that?' His father replied,  'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to

make sure that they are healthy and in  good shape before I buy.

Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.'

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