Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

[TruckDriver]

 

How desperate can you be?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081018/ap_on_fe_st/odd_vacuum_sex

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

[Magnumcharger]

What? That's illegal now?

[craigandlynda]

i guess that's a sign of the economy...he musta only had 50 cents to spend, instead of $ 20...

[Todd Wilson]

Sweet!

[Big Lebowski]

   Hey that's BS, he paid good money to use the machine. Was there a sign there that specifically said "No sex with the vacuum" Hmm???

[BB1]

That sucks! 

[mikesbbody]

is that what you call a blow job?

[Bobs69]

You mean to tell me that works!  Wonder if that's frowned upon here in Canada.............

[Old Moparz]

i guess that's a sign of the economy...he musta only had 50 cents to spend, instead of $ 20...

Only 50 cents in MI?  Damn, that kind of service by me is 75 cents minimum, & $1.00 at this new place I avoid.   

[BMOTOXSTAR]

is that what you call a blow job?

Suck Job 

[daytonalo]

Thanks for the " HEADS UP "  guess I will have buy a Hooker now !!!!

[Magnumcharger]

You mean to tell me that works!  Wonder if that's frowned upon here in Canada.............

Absolutely not!! Go right ahead!....Nobody's looking!

[daytonalo]

To risky , just bought my own Vacuum !!!!!!

[Magnumcharger]

Make sure it's a wet/dry vac....or ZAPPPP!

[400/6/PAC]

You Guy's kill me

[daytonalo]

MY MAMA SAID , ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX , SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT SHE WAS THINKING !!!

[BigBlackDodge]

I bet this dudes last name Hoover!



BBD

[moparstuart]

no thats his girl friends name 

[daytonalo]

 

[moparstuart]

now he's cheating on her with the new dyson

[Marck]

Just imagine the embarrasment of getting caught with your **** in a vacuum... 

[daytonalo]

Looking back , I would have rather had sex with a Vacuum than some of the girls I picked up drunk around 2 AM from

[dads_69]

LOL, Eureka! I'm still lol'd from some of the comments. 

[Bobs69]

Just imagine the embarrasment of getting caught with your **** in a vacuum... 

Yeah you could be embarassed, or just look at them and laugh!  But keep going!

[Tilar]

Back a number of years ago, We had a swimming pool. There was a flexible suction line that could be disconnected and used as a vacuum for cleaning the pool. My youngest son at the time was around 10 or 11 years old. My oldest son heard him out in the pool screaming for help. When he went out there, he found the youngest one with his willy stuck in the suction line... He is now 24, and he still gets teased about it.