Ramblings of a retired mind!

[mopar-or-no-car]

I was at my dad's shop and found this in one of his trade magazines and though some of you might enjoy it!! 

* I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.
I can't afford one.  So I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth,
I think.

* You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

* I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

* I though about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it "pumping rust"

* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as the get oler. Then, it dawned on me; they were cramming
for their finals.