THE ZIPPER

[mikepmcs]

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
   aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
   come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

   Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
   driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
   thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
   She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

   So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
   behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
   second time attempted the step.

   Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
   With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
   to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

   About this time, a large Texan who was standing
   behind her picked her up easily by the waist
   and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

   She went ballistic and turned to the
   would-be Samaritan and yelled,
   'How dare you touch my body!
   I don't even know who you are!'

   The Texan smiled and drawled,
   'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
   but after you unzipped my fly three times,
   I kinda figured we was friends.'

GOTTA LOVE THEM TEXANS