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What Does Your Car Say About You?

Started by Old Moparz, October 20, 2005, 09:37:58 AM

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Old Moparz

Some of these are pretty accurate.   :lol:

http://winn.com/bs/cars.html

Acura Integra
I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legendary
I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX
I am impotent.
AMC Gremlin
I could only afford three-fourths of a Hornet.
AMC Marlin
My father wouldn' t buy me a Camaro.
Audi 90
I enjoy putting out engine fires
Audi 80
I thought the 4000s was too fast.
Austin-Healey 3000
I can put raw meat on the transmission hump and have a well done steak by the time I arrive anywhere.
Buick Park Avenue
I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Buick Riviera Convertible
I'm not very smart, and I look like it too.
Buick Electra
Hey, it's 30-year old technology. But it's GOOD 30-year old technology.
Buick Reatta
I like ugly, impractical, boring cars.
Cadillac Cimarron
I am stupid enough to pay extra money for an uglified Chevrolet.
Cadillac Eldorado
I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville
I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Camaro
I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette
I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.     I like this one.
Chevrolet Corvette
I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino
I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chrysler 5th Ave
Did the pushpins come free with the headliner?
Chrysler Cordoba
I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z
I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Charger
Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.
Dodge Dart
I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona
I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Ford Fairmont
(See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang
I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria
I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.     I like this one too.
Geo Storm
I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker
I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol
I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic
I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord
I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45
I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse
I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6
I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.     :lol:
Jeep Wrangler
I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps.
Kia Sephia
I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu.
Lotus Esprit
Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.
Lincoln Town Car
I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercedes 500SL
I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mazda Miata
I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.     :lol:
MGB
I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante
I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Eclipse GST
Why accelerate? Because you can!
Nissan 300ZX
I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass
I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts.
Peugeot 505 Diesel
I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Fury
I like driving an air-conditioned sofa that can carry your car in my trunk as a spare.   :lol:
Plymouth Neon
I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.  
Pontiac Trans AM
I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944
I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.     :lol:
Renault 2CV
I think your car is ugly too.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
I think Pat Buchanan is a tad too liberal.
Subaru Legacy
I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.
Triumph TR6
I am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge.
Toyota Camry
I am still in the closet.
Volkswagon Beetle
I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet
I am out of the closet.        
VW Rabbit GTi
My mom won't let me buy a Porsche 'til I finish Algebra.
VW Jetta
I stopped smoking pot when I got a real job after college. I swear.
Volkswagon Microbus
I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon
I am frightened of my wife.
Volvo 240
Other drivers are unsafe. Let me go ahead and pull out in front of this guy to slow him down.     :lol:
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

Tom_440

Dodge Charger
Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.

No kidding!!!!

andy74

my car is exciting,and it will kick a new chargers ass!

Shakey

My car must say about me:

"If you had more disposable income and had more time to finish me, we could be out on the open road enjoying ourseleves!"

Brock Samson


Old Moparz

               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

Charger_Fan

Some of those are pretty great!


I agree on the Crown Vic one, it happens all the time around here when some granny is driving an ex-cop car. :yesnod:

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

Mudhawg


Beer

Hmmmm
Corvette
Midlife crisis...Likely


Dodge Charger
Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.

Not yet! but it will be!
1973 Dodge Charger 402 Stroker Smallblock 414 HP/ 466 ft/lbs torque,  8 3/4" 3.91 Suregrip rear w/ DR. Diff disk brake conversion, CalTracs single leaf and Rear Suspension, VFN Bulge Hood, Running, needs interior completed, Had to give to Ex-Wife in divorce 2017...

Khyron

Jeep Wrangler
I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps.

:haha:


thats me :D

Ford Mustang
I slow down to 85 in school zones.

heheheh that would be my wife :D


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TruckDriver

I could start my own list with my daily drivers...

Ford Aerostar ... Embarassed to be in public :P

S-10 Blazer ... Has no money and is cheap   ::)
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

04lbram

No no no! You guys got it wrong.

Dodge Charger- Is constantly outrunning older Mustangs and can outrun almost anything on the road.

Dodge Challenger- I dig Vanishing Point and terrorize 4 states in the west. I also love to listen to Audioslave.

HeavyFuel

Beer, it hurt my eyes to scroll down to the rust bucket after looking at the 'Vette.   ;D  Good luck with that, and why do you have sticks of wood stucked up nicely on the dash?

Just funnin' ya, mine is in about a zillion pieces right now, too.

'CUDA360

Here ya go Beer... Hope you like yellow

Afflyer

My car says; "Old School MoPar Rules!"

Bradley
Retired USAF C-130H3, C-130E, MC-130E, MC-130W Flight Engineer

1969 Charger 440/4bbl "Hemi Orange Mistress"
2009 Hemi Ram 1500 Sport Special Crew Cab "Black Betty"
2011 BMW X5 3.5i "Heidi"

Vainglory, Esq.

Another version of the VW Cabriolet: I'm in 30s and have no kids.  Somebody marry me.

Ponch ®

Quote from: Vainglory on October 26, 2005, 01:08:57 PM
Another version of the VW Cabriolet: I'm in 30s and have no kids.   Somebody marry me.

"where it's legal"
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

Chrysler Performance West

dart3404

Nothing... It doesn't talk about me at all. Thats why i like my car more than some people.  :icon_smile_big: