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Started by DukesofHoward, October 03, 2008, 09:58:39 PM

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DukesofHoward

Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood.

Q: Why won;t they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriter.

Q: How can you tell when a fax has been sent from a blonde?
A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: What do you call a blonde in tree with a briefcase?
A: Branch Manager

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.


craigandlynda

do you know why blond jokes are so short? so you non-blonds can remember them. :nana:

Charger_Fan

Quote from: craigandlynda on October 24, 2008, 01:53:53 PM
do you know why blond jokes are so short? so you non-blonds can remember them. :nana:
Wait a minute...is this Craig or Lynda? Or is this one person with two personalities? :D

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)