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Do You Stutter?

Started by Arigmaster, September 27, 2008, 01:16:52 AM

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Arigmaster

September 27, 2008, 01:16:52 AM
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students...

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident...

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must have been scary", said the teacher...

"It sure was", said the little girl... "My kitty raised his back, and went "Fffff, Fffff, Fffff"... And before he could say "Fu%#", the Rottweiler ate him.

The Teacher was speechless.

jackel440

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September 27, 2008, 05:28:47 PM
 :smilielol: :smilielol: thats classic!

knitz01

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October 01, 2008, 09:26:33 PM
awsome :smilielol: :smilielol: :cheers:

TK73

#3
October 03, 2008, 12:08:31 PM
Now THAT was good!!   :smilielol:
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October 05, 2008, 08:52:53 PM
I phoned one of those 1-900 sex numbers from the back of a penthouse and got a woman that stuttered... damn well cost me $400!  :brickwall:
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ACUDANUT

#5
October 05, 2008, 10:16:58 PM
Quote from: Drache on October 05, 2008, 08:52:53 PM
I phoned one of those 1-900 sex numbers from the back of a penthouse and got a woman that stuttered... damn well cost me $400!  :brickwall:
Damn, me too.

Spike

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October 06, 2008, 08:17:29 PM
Quote from: Drache on October 05, 2008, 08:52:53 PM
I phoned one of those 1-900 sex numbers from the back of a penthouse and got a woman that stuttered... damn well cost me $400!  :brickwall:

Are you sure it was a woman??? :nana:

ACUDANUT

#7
October 06, 2008, 08:19:02 PM
 Yes and she sounded Asian.  :smilielol:
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