The 401-Keg Plan

[Lowprofile]

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $44.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. 

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.   

[mikepmcs]

i've been on that one for quite a few years

[The70RT]

Even aluminum has gone down from a few months ago.

[WingCharger]

A brewery just over in Cincinnati had like 300 empty kegs stolen while under a storage overhang.

[craigandlynda]

you neverreally buy beer; you just rent it