Magic Mirror

[DukesofHoward]

There was this bar, and in the bar was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said
'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead came into the bar, walked up to the mirror and said
'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a blonde came into the bar, walked up to the mirror and said
'I think...' and it sucked her in.

[magnumdart]

Except for the blonde, " I think",  wouldn't necessarily be a lie.

[craigandlynda]

blond jokes are usually very short, so you non-blonds can understand them...

[tan top]

 haha