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Started by TruckDriver, September 25, 2008, 05:59:26 PM

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craigandlynda

#25
September 26, 2008, 09:55:00 PM
brings to mind several questions...
1) WILL BEN + JERRYS CHANGE THE FLAVOR NAMES OF THE ICE CREAM? HOW ABOUT "NOT-SO-CHERRY GARCIA"?

2) IF A MILK DONATING LADY BUYS AN ICE CREAM CONE, WILL SHE BE ABLE TO TASTE IF IT'S HER OWN MILK?

3)WILL CONES FOR ICE CREAM BE RE-DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE BRASIERRE CUPS?  WILL WE ORDER ICE CREAM CONES BY CUP SIZE? WILL THIS PRESENT A NEW MARKETING OPPORTUNITY FOR VICTORIA'S SECRET?

4)WILL CARNATION CHANGE THEIR MOTTO TO "MILK FROM CONTENTED MILF'S"?

5)DOES THIS GIVE NEW MARKETING STRENGTH TO THE "SWISS MISS" COMPANY?

6)WILL A NEW QUESTION BE ADDED TO THE ASSET COLUMN ON CREDIT APPLICATIONS, ASKING "GOT MILK?"

7) WHEN A GAL'S MILK ABILITY DRIES UP, WE SHE BE GROUND UP INTO HAMBURGER?

8)HOW MANY FEMALE PETA MEMBERS WILL RESIGN FROM THAT IDIOTIC ORGANIZATION?

Tilar

#26
September 27, 2008, 04:49:20 AM
Quote from: craigandlynda on September 26, 2008, 09:55:00 PM
brings to mind several questions...
1) WILL BEN + JERRYS CHANGE THE FLAVOR NAMES OF THE ICE CREAM? HOW ABOUT "NOT-SO-CHERRY GARCIA"?

2) IF A MILK DONATING LADY BUYS AN ICE CREAM CONE, WILL SHE BE ABLE TO TASTE IF IT'S HER OWN MILK?

3)WILL CONES FOR ICE CREAM BE RE-DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE BRASIERRE CUPS?  WILL WE ORDER ICE CREAM CONES BY CUP SIZE? WILL THIS PRESENT A NEW MARKETING OPPORTUNITY FOR VICTORIA'S SECRET?

4)WILL CARNATION CHANGE THEIR MOTTO TO "MILK FROM CONTENTED MILF'S"?

5)DOES THIS GIVE NEW MARKETING STRENGTH TO THE "SWISS MISS" COMPANY?

6)WILL A NEW QUESTION BE ADDED TO THE ASSET COLUMN ON CREDIT APPLICATIONS, ASKING "GOT MILK?"

7) WHEN A GAL'S MILK ABILITY DRIES UP, WE SHE BE GROUND UP INTO HAMBURGER?

8)HOW MANY FEMALE PETA MEMBERS WILL RESIGN FROM THAT IDIOTIC ORGANIZATION?




Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


TruckDriver

#27
September 27, 2008, 09:22:19 AM
Quote from: craigandlynda on September 26, 2008, 09:55:00 PM
brings to mind several questions...
1) WILL BEN + JERRYS CHANGE THE FLAVOR NAMES OF THE ICE CREAM? HOW ABOUT "NOT-SO-CHERRY GARCIA"?

2) IF A MILK DONATING LADY BUYS AN ICE CREAM CONE, WILL SHE BE ABLE TO TASTE IF IT'S HER OWN MILK?

3)WILL CONES FOR ICE CREAM BE RE-DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE BRASIERRE CUPS?  WILL WE ORDER ICE CREAM CONES BY CUP SIZE? WILL THIS PRESENT A NEW MARKETING OPPORTUNITY FOR VICTORIA'S SECRET?

4)WILL CARNATION CHANGE THEIR MOTTO TO "MILK FROM CONTENTED MILF'S"?

5)DOES THIS GIVE NEW MARKETING STRENGTH TO THE "SWISS MISS" COMPANY?

6)WILL A NEW QUESTION BE ADDED TO THE ASSET COLUMN ON CREDIT APPLICATIONS, ASKING "GOT MILK?"

7) WHEN A GAL'S MILK ABILITY DRIES UP, WE SHE BE GROUND UP INTO HAMBURGER?

8)HOW MANY FEMALE PETA MEMBERS WILL RESIGN FROM THAT IDIOTIC ORGANIZATION?


:smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

dodgecharger-fan

#28
September 27, 2008, 01:04:47 PM
I'm no dairy farmer, but don't cows need to be milked twice a day or their udders swell up or something like that?

Now, maybe that happens because we keep milking them - again, I don't know, but what happens if you just stop?

Does the cow suffer? It can't be good for them.

PocketThunder

#29
September 27, 2008, 02:11:05 PM
Quote from: dodgecharger-fan on September 27, 2008, 01:04:47 PM
I'm no dairy farmer, but don't cows need to be milked twice a day or their udders swell up or something like that?

Now, maybe that happens because we keep milking them - again, I don't know, but what happens if you just stop?

Does the cow suffer? It can't be good for them.

kind of like blue balls....
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

WingCharger

#30
September 27, 2008, 03:59:00 PM
You are correct. Cows must be milked regularly. :yesnod:

dodgecharger-fan

#31
September 28, 2008, 09:53:19 AM
Quote from: WingCharger on September 27, 2008, 03:59:00 PM
Quote from: dodgecharger-fan on September 27, 2008, 01:04:47 PM
I'm no dairy farmer, but don't cows need to be milked twice a day or their udders swell up or something like that?

Now, maybe that happens because we keep milking them - again, I don't know, but what happens if you just stop?

Does the cow suffer? It can't be good for them.

Yep, your 100% correct. A dairy cow can get mastitis, extremly painful infections, and eventually die if not milked daily. PETA doesnt even know how animals are taken care of. Even if a farmer were to leave a calf on the mom, instead of weaning it and milking her, the calf WOULD NOT stay on long enough, and thus the mom would still get swelling.

I thought so.

Thanks for the detail.

I guess the only argument that they could present to that is that it wouldn't happen if man hadn't start milking them every day. (I don't know that it's true - it's just a logical opposite.)
What did cows do before man domesticated them?  Die? I'm pretty sure that's not good for them either, but again, I'm not a diary farmer.  :icon_smile_wink:

WingCharger

#32
September 28, 2008, 10:01:39 AM
Yep. :cheers:

Lowprofile

#33
September 29, 2008, 04:06:57 PM
Wow!  I'm proud of my fellow board members for not letting this important discussion go straight to the udder.....eh, I mean gutter....... :D
"Its better to live one day as a Lion than a Lifetime as a Lamb".

      "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and will to carry on."

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1970 Dodge Charger R/T
1993 Dodge Ram Charger
1998 Freightliner Classic XL

TruckDriver

#34
September 29, 2008, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: Lowprofile on September 29, 2008, 04:06:57 PM
Wow!  I'm proud of my fellow board members for not letting this important discussion go straight to the udder.....eh, I mean gutter....... :D
:rotz: :D
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

PocketThunder

#35
September 29, 2008, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: Lowprofile on September 29, 2008, 04:06:57 PM
Wow!  I'm proud of my fellow board members for not letting this important discussion go straight to the udder.....eh, I mean gutter....... :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

craigandlynda

#36
September 30, 2008, 08:54:40 AM
i think we've milked this one enough.... :eek2:

Old Moparz

#37
September 30, 2008, 09:24:30 AM
Quote from: craigandlynda on September 30, 2008, 08:54:40 AM
i think we've milked this one enough.... :eek2:


Not yet....  :lol:


What would a milk discussion be without some pics?  :D

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PocketThunder

#38
September 30, 2008, 12:48:27 PM
 :drool5:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

FLG

#39
September 30, 2008, 01:33:57 PM
 :cheers:

Lowprofile

#40
October 09, 2008, 07:07:32 AM
Got Milk....Got Cookies Too! lol :drool5:
"Its better to live one day as a Lion than a Lifetime as a Lamb".

      "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and will to carry on."

Proud Owner of:
1970 Dodge Charger R/T
1993 Dodge Ram Charger
1998 Freightliner Classic XL
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