A Chinese wedding night.

[472 R/T SE]

A young Chinese couple gets married.

She's a virgin.

Truth be told, he is a virgin too,

but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets

as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers,

'I know dis chu firss time and chu berry flighten.

I promise chu, I give chu anyting chu vant, I do anyting - juss anyting chu vant.

Chu juss ask. What chu vant?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back,

'I want try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

'Chu want.........Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?'

[mikepmcs]

I knew it!

[jackel440]

 

[FLG]

haha 


Anybody else read that aloud with a chinese accent ?