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The Half Wit

Started by mikepmcs, September 10, 2008, 07:33:51 PM

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mikepmcs

September 10, 2008, 07:33:51 PM
The Half-Wit
     
A man owned a small contracting business in Salem , Oregon .

   The Oregon Wage & Hours Department claimed he was
   not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out
   to interview him.

   'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,'
   demanded the  agent.
   
   'Well,' replied the owner, 'there's my framer who's been

   with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room
   and board. The sider has been here for  18 months, and I pay
   him $550 per week plus free room and board.

   Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every
   day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes
   about $10 per week, pays his own room and board,  and I buy
   him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also
   sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

   'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the
   agent.

   'That would be me,' replied the owner.   
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

WingCharger

#1
September 10, 2008, 07:39:01 PM
 :rofl: :D :smilielol: :smilielol:

TK73

#2
September 10, 2008, 09:53:07 PM
I've heard that self-employment is a half-time job... just depends which half of the day you want to work...
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Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

Brock Samson

#3
September 11, 2008, 06:37:03 PM
that's pricless, never saw it comming...  :smilielol:

"that would be me"..   :2thumbs:

PocketThunder

#4
September 12, 2008, 04:10:50 PM
 He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

occasionally!!!   :smilielol:   :smilielol:   :smilielol:   :smilielol:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

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#5
September 13, 2008, 08:09:55 AM
Your killing me bro!  "Wicked Funny"!  :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :D
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