The Robot

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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind
of unusual gimmick.

One day John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases. It was a
guaranteed never wrong robot lie detector. About 5:30
that afternoon their
11 year old son returned home from school - over 2
hours late.

'Where have you been'? asked John.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra
credit project,'
said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped
Tommy, knocking him
completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now
tell us where you
really were after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said
Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked his mother, Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped
him, knocking him off
his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up and said, 'I am
sorry I lied.  We
really watched a pornographic dvd movie.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John.  'When I was
your age, I never lied
to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a
whack that nearly
knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter and said, 'Boy, did
you ever ask for that
one!  After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot walked over to Marsha and knocked
her off her chair!

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