A Shocked Tourist in the Outback

[Old Moparz]

A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a guy with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar.

"For cripes sake!" the guy cried out, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen one guy shagging a sheep, and now some nut is wanking himself off in the bar!"

"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep"