THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

[Lowprofile]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But
somehow I always had something else to take care of
first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always
something more important to me than the lawn mower.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her
point. When I arrived home one day, I found her
seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went in to the
house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came
out again I handed her a toothbrush.

'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you
might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will
always have a limp.

[craigandlynda]

you're lucky she didn't "snip" you with the scissors and raise your voice a few octaves...

[PocketThunder]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband.

This was the best line in the whole joke!