Difficult things to say when drunk

[Spike]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
     
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

[Fitz73Chrgr]

  Unfortunately I can relate to number 6.....and 8.

[RallyeMike]

Your'e never too drunk to ask for another "Schlitzzzzph"

[Blown70]

Well add to the list keeping your pants up at the BAR......   I have 14 morgan cokes and they fall down , then I end up kissing some chic, oooohhh never mind.....

[WingCharger]

#9?? Whats wrong with that?