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Three Women

Started by Lowprofile, June 13, 2008, 10:25:08 AM

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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .



After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.

"

The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild sex all night.

"

The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.



My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"   :D :cheers: :slap:
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now that was funny!  I'm still laughing.
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