Drunk Dad+Baby Monitor= Divorce

[NHCharger]

My friend Jon is a total bonehead. He had a cookout the other weekend (I couldn't make it, thank God). Seems that his friend Dan showed up with a new and really hot girlfriend. Anyway it was Jon's turn to change the baby's diaper (he has two young girls). He went upstairs and one of his friend's went with him. While changing the diaper he was telling his friend how hot he thought Dan's G/F was and if she gave him the word he'd leave his fat assed wife in a heartbeat. He then described in vivid detail the things he would do to her body. When Jon came back into the kitchen his wife was holding the baby monitor. Not only had she heard every word, but his parents and in-laws too. Lastest info I got today is he's still sleeping on the couch and she wants him to see a marriage councilor. 
When he got married 3 years ago me and some friends had a bet on the length of the marriage. I said 5 years max. Looks like I'm on target.
Also, let this be a warning to anyone with a baby monitor in the house.

[Shakey]

 

Any pics of the broad?

I can just imagine what he was sayin'.

[TruckDriver]

OOPS!

[JimShine]

The wireless ones are a bad idea. When I go searching for frequencies in my area looking for the alternate rescue frequencies, I can find baby monitors a mile away. You would be amazing how well they pickup up the rest of the house.

[Afflyer]

We've got a helluva monitor system.  I can pick up a signal from the base even at the neighbor's house!  That guy is an I-D-I-O-T !!!

[Khyron]

Owned by the Monitor!!!

[Todd Wilson]

HAHA!   Thats great!


Todd

[RD]

that is just too damn funny!!!!!  Doh!!!! that will leave a mark!! ( a bad back for sleeping on the couch that is). Imagine if his mother-in-law hated him before their marriage what she thinks of him now hehehe

[4cruzin]

Yep . . . definitely digging a hole there!!   

[ChargerBill]

That guy deserves whatever he gets. Integrity is how you act when no one else is around...this guy obviously has none. What a loser....

[Silver R/T]

lol is that real story?

[Todd Wilson]

Well after having a few PBR's and thinking about all this maybe his fat ass wife should go to counseling or make some changes. He isnt happy and the beer made him speak his mind. He just got caught. Its a 2 way street there and sleeping on the couch now isnt hurting him a a bit.



Todd

[bull]

You're glad you missed it? Many people would pay good money to witness that first hand.

[Lowprofile]

Once again, It just goes to prove that nothing is funnier than every day life.   

[SuBLimE 69]

Sorry for him but damn thats funny as H#LL !

[ChargerBill]

I believe that marriage vows are supposed to be sacred and "Until death do us part" is supposed to mean something, however, I do not believe that that means either partner can become lazy, obese, or abusive just because they know they can get away with it. I would not marry an obese woman for the sheer fact that I believe that 90% of people who are obese simply choose to let themselves go and will likely NEVER care for themselves or change their unhealthy ways. I am not saying that all of them are like that, because if you are either injured or sick that is a completely different story and I would never hold weight gain against one of those individuals. My point is, if my wife gained 100lbs and was lazy and could care less about taking care of herself or trying to lose the weight, I would have a very hard time with that. Not only does it create a health issue and shorten someones life, but it also is indicative of an underlying emotional problem, and ultimately shows a complete lack of respect for your marriage and your partner. So Todd, I will agree with you that the marriage problems these two have are obviously partly hers as well...it takes two. If she truly cared about her marriage (barring any health issues that she cannot control - that he should be supportive through) she would take care of herself and try to stay somewhat attractive and healthy for her husband and children...as he should for her as well.

[NHCharger]

lol is that real story?

OK, two other examples of how Jon can't keep his mouth shut.
1. His dream was to become a cop. His Dad was a cop and his older brother is a DEA agent. Jon lasted less than a year as a cop. While booking a drunk woman she began yelling that Jon groped her and she was suing the police department. In front of several people including the chief Jon said "only your boyfriend would Fu#k a pig like you". He was fired a month later, oh yeah, he also got caught twice sleeping in the cruiser while on duty and gained 50 pounds in one year.
2. He attended a  cook out at his parents last year with his wife who was 8 months pregnant at the time. When his cousin (a good friend of mine who told me this story) joked with Jon about lack of sex with his wife being pregnant Jon replied (in front of everybody) "her mouth still works".   
I have more examples of Jon's foot in mouth disease since he worked for me for 3 years but I've got to go to work and the rest of the stories would take most of the day.

[TeeWJay426]

Brian, I think you found the guy that is living up to your Grandpa's words of wisdom.....

[Shakey]

That guy deserves whatever he gets. Integrity is how you act when no one else is around...this guy obviously has none. What a loser....

The whole point of the story Bill is that he thought no one else was around - RE: the baby monitor!

[Charger4404spd]

My Dad and his welding partner were in Pigeon Forge one day working on some equipment. There was an amusement ride there that lifts 2 people a couple hundred feet in the air and drops them. You all probably kow what I am talking about.

Well there were 2 married couples there to ride it. The ladies didnt want to so the two men went up. This ride gets to the top and sticks. So while the ride attendant is below working on it, the two men start having a conversation.

One of the men starts telling the other about an affair he was having with a lady friend, going into a few details also. What they didnt know was that the ride had a microphone on it so the people on the ground can hear the screams, etc.

When they came back down, Dad said his wife was screaming bloody murder and throwing one helluva fit. Im sure the next few days was hell for him. Haha!

[nh_mopar_fan]

What a dunce. He deserves everything he gets. If he put the 50lbs on, it sounds like his wife isn't the only one with a fat ass.

[andy74]

i love reading stuff like this first thing in the morning,makes that first coffee spray out my mouth nicely!

[hemi68charger]

OOPS!

Major OPPS !!!!

Duhhhh.

[73dodge]

lol is that real story?

OK, two other examples of how Jon can't keep his mouth shut.
1. His dream was to become a cop. His Dad was a cop and his older brother is a DEA agent. Jon lasted less than a year as a cop. While booking a drunk woman she began yelling that Jon groped her and she was suing the police department. In front of several people including the chief Jon said "only your boyfriend would Fu#k a pig like you". He was fired a month later, oh yeah, he also got caught twice sleeping in the cruiser while on duty and gained 50 pounds in one year.
2. He attended a  cook out at his parents last year with his wife who was 8 months pregnant at the time. When his cousin (a good friend of mine who told me this story) joked with Jon about lack of sex with his wife being pregnant Jon replied (in front of everybody) "her mouth still works".   
I have more examples of Jon's foot in mouth disease since he worked for me for 3 years but I've got to go to work and the rest of the stories would take most of the day.

glad this guy did not last as a cop. He's video tape material for someone showing him beating someone for a minor infraction

[41husk]

Does he have any chargers he needs to sell before the divcorce

I am just kidding, but that is why my cars are in my name only, and my wife does not no the value, " yes, dear I sold the convertible Challenger for $1,000 and I got $500 for the old Charger, here is your $750, after all I just want to be fair with you"

[MyMopar]

I believe that marriage vows are supposed to be sacred and "Until death do us part" is supposed to mean something, however, I do not believe that that means either partner can become lazy, obese, or abusive just because they know they can get away with it. I would not marry an obese woman for the sheer fact that I believe that 90% of people who are obese simply choose to let themselves go and will likely NEVER care for themselves or change their unhealthy ways. I am not saying that all of them are like that, because if you are either injured or sick that is a completely different story and I would never hold weight gain against one of those individuals. My point is, if my wife gained 100lbs and was lazy and could care less about taking care of herself or trying to lose the weight, I would have a very hard time with that. Not only does it create a health issue and shorten someones life, but it also is indicative of an underlying emotional problem, and ultimately shows a complete lack of respect for your marriage and your partner. So Todd, I will agree with you that the marriage problems these two have are obviously partly hers as well...it takes two. If she truly cared about her marriage (barring any health issues that she cannot control - that he should be supportive through) she would take care of herself and try to stay somewhat attractive and healthy for her husband and children...as he should for her as well.

I'm with you on this.  In CT you can not get a divorce if when you got married that person acted a certain way.  As an example, if you married someone with a drinking problem and then one day you wanted a divorce, yuo could not put down a reason for divorce being a drinking problem.  Likewise, if you married someone because they liked to drink/do drugs and they stopped and cleaned up their act, you could put that down as a reason for divorce.
So if you married a fit, in shape woman and then 2 years later she turned into a fat slob, you have grounds for a legal divorce. 
Now this guy does sound like a bonehead, but in all honesty it is natural for men to talk about sex.  The Discovery Health channel even says so 

[Old Moparz]

And you're still friends with this guy?   

[andy74]

GOD BLESS THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!

[PocketThunder]

This story is awesome! 

Sometimes i say things on purpose into the baby monitor when its my turn to change diapers.  like, hey son, your moms pretty hot, i bet you want a little brother dont you?  then i go downstairs and see if it gets me any action.... usually she's wise to my games but lately.....

Does he have any chargers he needs to sell before the divcorce

I am just kidding, but that is why my cars are in my name only, and my wife does not no the value, " yes, dear I sold the convertible Challenger for $1,000 and I got $500 for the old Charger, here is your $750, after all I just want to be fair with you"

  thats right.  tell them a lot less of what you really paid or sold.  I sold my Jeep this spring for $7000 and she took 10% right off the top!  I think i got out easy on that one.....

[Ponch ®]

lol is that real story?

OK, two other examples of how Jon can't keep his mouth shut.
1. His dream was to become a cop. His Dad was a cop and his older brother is a DEA agent. Jon lasted less than a year as a cop. While booking a drunk woman she began yelling that Jon groped her and she was suing the police department. In front of several people including the chief Jon said "only your boyfriend would Fu#k a pig like you". He was fired a month later, oh yeah, he also got caught twice sleeping in the cruiser while on duty and gained 50 pounds in one year.
2. He attended a   cook out at his parents last year with his wife who was 8 months pregnant at the time. When his cousin (a good friend of mine who told me this story) joked with Jon about lack of sex with his wife being pregnant Jon replied (in front of everybody) "her mouth still works".     
I have more examples of Jon's foot in mouth disease since he worked for me for 3 years but I've got to go to work and the rest of the stories would take most of the day.

dude was probably just speaking the truth (in both situations).

[Charger_Fan]

Geez, this guy could give the Opossum boy stories a run for the money!

[Old Moparz]

Geez, this guy could give the Opossum boy stories a run for the money!

One difference though, as far as I know, Opossum Boy hasn't reproduced yet. He waited until another guy I knew got married, had a kid, got divorced, & then moved in with the ex. I actually saw Opossum Boy riding the same bike he always had, but with the other guy's kid on the back in a child seat wearing a helmet. (Maybe he's psycho, but at least he's safe.) Of course that was over 15 years ago, so I don't know if he's planted any seeds that could have sprouted.  

[PocketThunder]

Geez, this guy could give the Opossum boy stories a run for the money!

Do you have those saved somewhere?   i very vaguely remember them.

[Charger_Fan]

Geez, this guy could give the Opossum boy stories a run for the money!

Do you have those saved somewhere?     i very vaguely remember them.

Not me, Moparz is da man for those.

[Old Moparz]

Opossum Boy.    I just remembered something else he did once when he didn't have enough money for a tatoo he wanted. I'll add it later.

http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,2980.0.html

[4cruzin]

   

[Old Moparz]

?  ?

Here ya go, Opossum Boy's tat.... http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,4699.0.html

[SuBLimE 69]

lol is that real story?

"her mouth still works".     

LOL ! 

[AKcharger]

My cat says "I always turn the baby monitor off when I speak ill of people"

[mustanghater]

I'd do the same thing