The Miracle of Toilet Paper

[472 R/T SE]

My buddy Dennis sent this to me.  Now I just have to wait for my wife to complain about her tits. 

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER


Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.  Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.  'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped.  'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?

[A383Wing]

Do you really think you will live to tell about it if you give her that answer?   

Bryan