CATHOLIC GASOLINE

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Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making
her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran
out of gas.

As luck would have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned
out, but she could wait until it was returned.

Sister Mary Ann decided not to wait - and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and
spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, 2 Baptists watched curiously
from across the street.

One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm turning
Catholic.'