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A Touching Home Depot Story (PG-13) RATED

Started by Steve P., June 26, 2008, 05:38:50 PM

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Steve P.

June 26, 2008, 05:38:50 PM


Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Linda to Home Depot.

At Home Depot, Linda saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Linda asked...'How much for that faucet?'

Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'

'My goodness that sure is a lot,' she exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Linda, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

Linda replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

Steve P.
Holiday, Florida

TK73

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June 26, 2008, 09:06:03 PM
Quote from: Steve P. on June 26, 2008, 05:38:50 PM

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Linda, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

Linda replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.


Apparently, I couldn't send my ex ANYWHERE...
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sunfire69

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June 27, 2008, 06:28:15 AM
Join the club...I should of had a free house... :slap:
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