Aunt Karen

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The Teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at
the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one
by one began to tell their stories.

'Tony, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and
a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way
down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute
landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She
shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the
blade broke, and then she killed the last of the Iraqi
with her bare hands'.

'Good heavens' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind
of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible
story'.

'Stay the Fuck away from Aunt Karen when she's been
drinking!' 

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        I KNOW SOME PSYCHOS LIKE THAT !!!!   

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very funny!