Weird dream I just had. WITH PICS!!!

[bull]

I work graveyard so I kind of sleep whenever sometimes. Anyway, I fall asleep on the couch this morning and all of a sudden I'm having the weirdest dream. A high school buddy of mine wants me to go on some business trip with him so we're in a minivan flying down this gnarly country road with huge rocks jutting out of it . I tell him to slow down but he doesn't listen and over the last hill we top is this huge rock formation that covers most of the road and tries missing it but our RR tire gets ripped off the rim.

So next thing I know we're in some really small town where another high school buddy lives and the the van is getting fixed and it's not working because we hammered it so hard . My first buddy decides he's going to take a freight train to wherever we're going the next morning. That night the second buddy and I are sitting there watching all the people and he points out what looks to me like about a 12-year-old girl dressed like a cheerleader and says he used to date her . That pretty much makes me sick but then I ask how old she is and he says 25 and that she just got turned down by some female wrestling league because she's too small and he wishes they never broke up.

So the next morning we're headed down the tracks in a hijacked freight train gong along, everything is fine until it runs out of diesel. So my buddy is screwing around with that for hours but it won't start again after we fill it with diesel because it lost its prime (I'm guessing it would have started right up if I weren't a diesel mechanic). So there it sits and were back in my other buddy's town in some woman's house who has like seven daughters and we spend the night there .

The next morning my first buddy realizes he should probably call the railroad because we stalled one of their trains on a track that will probably see use that day and we don't want a head-on. Well, he doesn't want to see a head-on. I don't really care because I'm not the one who hijacked the train and I'm in this weird town with lots of cute country girls . So he calls them and sure enough there is a train on its way so everyone freaks out running in circles with their arms flailing and then for some unknown reason we hop on the train that's using that track just to witness the mayhem of a head-on train wreck first hand. So we get near the spot where the dead train is and I say shouldn't you be hitting the brakes by now? And the engineer says, "Oh yea." and hits the brakes. It takes forever to stop that thing. I'm in the engine and my feet are getting hot from the friction below (does that happen I wonder?) but when we get to the spot where the train was left it is gone. So no collision but the front axle of the engine derails right in the middle of this other small town that looks identical to Vail, Colorado (because I went there once like 20 years ago). Everyone gets off the train and a starts partying and immediately I see Avril Lavigne and her dad and her little brother and I ask them all how old they are. The End.

[69bananabeast]

weird . Pics made more interesting.

[Doc74]

This is...oddly interesting...

Can we expect a series now? Bull's dream S01E02 next week, same time, same channel? 

I think this thread deserves an originality award....but then again...we'd have to award half the (posting) members here with the stuff they come up with, dunno why but strat comes to mind...

[Johnny SixPack]

That dream sounds like it came after a night in Denver.  

[Doc74]

That dream sounds like it came after a night in Denver. 

You're not gonna let it go are ya ? 

[Johnny SixPack]

That dream sounds like it came after a night in Denver.  

You're not gonna let it go are ya ?  

 

[Doc74]

 

Where do you always find these things ?? 

[ChargerHound69]

That's funny

[derailed]

Nicely done, Im glad it didnt end up like this. Im afraid to go to work tonight after reading that

[bull]

Ouch! I was waiting for one of you railroad guys to chime in.

[Shakey]

That dream sounds like it came after a night in Denver.  

You're not gonna let it go are ya ?  

 

Correct me if I am wrong but I believe that this photo is from Life magazine in the late 60's!

BTW Bull - wild dreams!  Did you by any chance have red meat that night for dinner?

[BB1]

The next morning my first buddy realizes he should probably call the railroad because we stalled one of their trains on a track that will probably see use that day and we don't want a head-on. Well, he doesn't want to see a head-on. I don't really care because I'm not the one who hijacked the train and

No problem you'd just be doing time in a federal pen, with your new best friend bubba.