Getting Fixed

[Lowprofile]

A South Carolina couple, both bonafied rednecks, had 9
Children. They went to the doctor to see about
Getting the husband 'fixed'. The doctor gladly
Started the required procedure and asked them what
Finally made them make the decision. Why after nine
Children would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent
Article that one out of every ten children being
Born in the United States was Mexican, and they
Didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican
Baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.