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Man had sex with 1000.....cars!?

Started by chargerrt, May 29, 2008, 03:45:32 AM

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69bronzeT5

#1
May 29, 2008, 03:58:20 AM
Remind me NOT to park my Charger anywhere in Washington state :P
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ChargerSG

#2
May 29, 2008, 05:46:48 AM
Is that dude for real??? :scratchchin:
Looking for 383 Magnum #0B196875 and 0B115166

chargerrt

#3
May 29, 2008, 05:49:12 AM
Quote from: ChargerSG on May 29, 2008, 05:46:48 AM
Is that dude for real??? :scratchchin:

I keep thinking/hoping that the article was written in the style of something that would appear in The Onion   

Dave22443

#4
May 29, 2008, 07:48:22 AM

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

69charger2002

#5
May 29, 2008, 08:10:23 AM
nasty. i love my cars but come on
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Old Moparz

#6
May 29, 2008, 08:48:53 AM
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving. There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."

I bet a website like Cars in Barns is like on line porn to this whackoloon.   :lol:

               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

moparstuart

#7
May 29, 2008, 09:13:27 AM
Quote from: 69charger2002 on May 29, 2008, 08:10:23 AM
nasty. i love my cars but come on
You can love  your car just don't LOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE your car ! :smilielol: :smilielol:
GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE

NHCharger

#8
May 29, 2008, 08:08:23 PM
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55 Dodge Royal 2 door - wife's money pit
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tan top

#9
May 29, 2008, 08:24:19 PM
 :rotz:
Feel free to post any relevant picture you think we all might like to see in the threads below!

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RD

#10
May 29, 2008, 08:34:44 PM
gives a whole new meaning to "honk if your horny" :D
67 Plymouth Barracuda, 69 Plymouth Barracuda, 73 Charger SE, 75 D100, 80 Sno-Commander

TruckDriver

#11
May 29, 2008, 09:56:16 PM
Quote from: 69charger2002 on May 29, 2008, 08:10:23 AM
nasty. i love my cars but come on

I think he did :D
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

68charger383

#12
May 29, 2008, 10:07:04 PM
They even have a name for it   "mechaphilia".  :slap:

I guess I have two reasons now put a locking gas cap on  :o
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2003 Dodge Viper SRT-10

moparstuart

#13
May 29, 2008, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: 68charger383 on May 29, 2008, 10:07:04 PM
They even have a name for it   "mechaphilia".  :slap:

I guess I have two reasons now put a locking gas cap on  :o
that was funny  :smilielol: :smilielol:
GO SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE ALL STOCKED UP HERE

Dave22443

#14
May 30, 2008, 07:33:06 AM
Quote from: moparstuart on May 29, 2008, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: 68charger383 on May 29, 2008, 10:07:04 PM
They even have a name for it   "mechaphilia".  :slap:

I guess I have two reasons now put a locking gas cap on  :o
  that was funny  :smilielol: :smilielol:

Don't forget the tail pipe!   :smilielol:

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

TK73

#15
May 30, 2008, 07:58:58 AM
Quote from: Dave22443 on May 30, 2008, 07:33:06 AM
Quote from: moparstuart on May 29, 2008, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: 68charger383 on May 29, 2008, 10:07:04 PM
They even have a name for it   "mechaphilia".  :slap:

I guess I have two reasons now put a locking gas cap on  :o
that was funny  :smilielol: :smilielol:

Don't forget the tail pipe!   :smilielol:

Locking tailpipe cap??  :icon_smile_big:
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C_stripes

#16
May 30, 2008, 10:53:49 AM
So if he just goes up to cars in the middle of now where and does his thing, could you get him on rape chargers? I know if my car ever got molested. I WOULD BE PISSED!
I'm smarter than I act, But I don't act smarter than I am.

Chad L. Magee

#17
May 30, 2008, 01:06:16 PM
Quote from: TK73 on May 30, 2008, 07:58:58 AM
Quote from: Dave22443 on May 30, 2008, 07:33:06 AM
Quote from: moparstuart on May 29, 2008, 10:28:29 PM
Quote from: 68charger383 on May 29, 2008, 10:07:04 PM
They even have a name for it   "mechaphilia".  :slap:

I guess I have two reasons now put a locking gas cap on  :o
  that was funny  :smilielol: :smilielol:

Don't forget the tail pipe!   :smilielol:

Locking tailpipe cap??  :icon_smile_big:

You might be able to market it to the ricer crowd to prevent molestation of their fart pipes after paying so much for them. ;D  I see a money making oppertunity there for someone.......
Ph.D. Metallocene Chemist......

skip68

#18
May 31, 2008, 12:18:43 AM
This guy is just a sicko!  :eek2: Creepy!

All I know is, I don't want anybody putting their "Banana Up My Car's Tailpipe!" :o :eek2: :smilielol: :flame: :rofl:
Mrs.Skip68 ;)
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

chargerrt

#19
June 02, 2008, 02:23:34 AM
I wonder if the car's tailpipe is the car's equivalent of a human "tailpipe" to him?

Lowprofile

#20
June 02, 2008, 03:35:34 AM
Quote from: skip68 on May 31, 2008, 12:18:43 AM
This guy is just a sicko!  :eek2: Creepy!

All I know is, I don't want anybody putting their "Banana Up My Car's Tailpipe!" :o :eek2: :smilielol: :flame: :rofl:
Mrs.Skip68 ;)

HAHAHAHA!  I guess your not gonna fall for the old "Banana in the Tailpipe trick"  lol!! :boogie: :boogie: :boogie: :boogie: :boogie: :D
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TruckDriver

#21
June 02, 2008, 06:08:46 AM
I bet when he was done, he sure was EXHAUSTED! :smilielol:
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

4cruzin

#22
June 03, 2008, 09:31:38 AM
Unbelieveable!    :rotz:
Tomorrow is promised to NOBODY . . . .

Fitz73Chrgr

#23
June 03, 2008, 04:44:31 PM
Quote from: C_stripes on May 30, 2008, 10:53:49 AM
So if he just goes up to cars in the middle of now where and does his thing, could you get him on rape chargers? I know if my car ever got molested. I WOULD BE PISSED!

I noticed you typed 'Chargers' instead of 'Charges'.  Haha I do that sometimes too.  I think I might be on this website too much...

That ksdk link doesn't work.
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JMF

#24
June 03, 2008, 04:44:48 PM
This was on UK tv a few days ago, very funny indeed, the guy with the Beetle met up with another guy simiilar who has sex with a Knight Rider shape Trans Am called T.O.D.D, he said they're "at it like rabbits" most of the time, the documentary crew also secretly filmed the Beetle guy in the car park of the motel they were staying at half naked masturbating on a car, and during the documentary he also "Raped" their rental car when the crew weren't about

C_stripes

#25
June 07, 2008, 10:10:10 AM
Quote from: Fitz73Chrgr on June 03, 2008, 04:44:31 PM
Quote from: C_stripes on May 30, 2008, 10:53:49 AM
So if he just goes up to cars in the middle of now where and does his thing, could you get him on rape chargers? I know if my car ever got molested. I WOULD BE PISSED!

I noticed you typed 'Chargers' instead of 'Charges'.  Haha I do that sometimes too.  I think I might be on this website too much...

That ksdk link doesn't work.

Son of a...  I do that all the time, even in writing. All well. It shows what I love.
I'm smarter than I act, But I don't act smarter than I am.

mikesbbody

#26
June 07, 2008, 04:38:43 PM
Dream jobs for this guy? 1. working at a dealership 2...working at a car wash
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