things to do in Walmart

[68chrgrwife]

Things to do at walmart!



1.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

3. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

4.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

5.When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

6. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

7. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

8.When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal.

9.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

10. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. D

o this until they leave the store.

11.As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items

12.Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas

13.Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

14. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

15. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

16. Climb things.

17. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

18.When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

19.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

20. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

21. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

22. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

23. Pick up a courtesy phone to ask for assistance in the key department, because noone is around....

[SmashingPunkFan]

That's funny... that was on MySpace not too long ago as a bulletin

[tan top]

set the alarm clocks to go off evety ten minutes

[68chrgrwife]

That's funny... that was on MySpace not too long ago as a bulletin

I got it off my MS forum...I thought it was a hoot.  I would do number 1 just because of my MS.....

[Drache]

Lets see how many Ive actually done on dares:

1 (friend was the cart boy)

3 (my step mothers cart, she didnt know I was even in the store)

4 (someone actually accepted)

5 (people really hate this lol)

11 (this got me a date with the cute cashier)

14 (had an old lady actually tell me which isle it was in)

17 (nerf foot balls)

20 (ran into the floor manager and was asked to leave)

22 (talked my friend into it and carried him around right up to the checkout counter)

[69bronzeT5]

9.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

11.As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items

15. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

17. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

19.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

21. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

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[BigRed66]

Find something NOT made in China or some other Southeastern Asia country....

[BlaineKaiser450]

i sent this to my parents and they both thought this was hilarious