Useless information thread

[skip68]

this one is easy! And was on the board before!   

Mrs.Skip68 

[69bronzeT5]

500hp.....LOOK! I'm getting a kick out of this

[mikepmcs]

Hey 500, how about we start with something easier.  Do you see any E's in the word?

[skip68]

 

[bull]

Fat chicks are better in bed

Better than what?

[500hp_440]

I DONT SEE THE ARROW!!!!!!!!

[mikepmcs]

How about now?   Next, can you find the silhouette of the woodruff key in the picture?

[69bronzeT5]

I DONT SEE THE ARROW!!!!!!!!

This is sad.

[500hp_440]

How about now?   Next, can you find the silhouette of the woodruff key in the picture?

I swear there is no arrow!!!!
I dont know what a woodruff key is either.

[mikepmcs]

you're right, there is no arrow, it's an instrument panel turn signal indicator.

woodruff key, google it.

[500hp_440]

you're right, there is no arrow, it's an instrument panel turn signal indicator.

woodruff key, google it.

hmmm I see that
Whats a pulley bolt have todo what fedex?

[dukeboy320]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it !)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)




A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)




The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)




Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

[mikepmcs]

Whats a pulley bolt have todo what fedex?

It has everything to do with FedEx, didn't you get the memo, I'll call up and make sure you receive a copy of the memo.
It's not a bolt, it's a half moon shaped apparatus that fits into a keyway that prevents free spinning of an object on a shaft.

[500hp_440]

Whats a pulley bolt have todo what fedex?

It has everything to do with FedEx, didn't you get the memo, I'll call up and make sure you receive a copy of the memo.
It's not a bolt, it's a half moon shaped apparatus that fits into a keyway that prevents free spinning of an object on a shaft.

Good cause theres no arrow!!!

[mikepmcs]

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

Probably burn twice as much if you bang another persons head of the wall.

[500hp_440]

Look at the word FEDEX. Do you see an arrow?




                           

Now I see the arrow

[69bronzeT5]

Took you long enough

[squeakfinder]

Look at the word FEDEX. Do you see an arrow?




                           

Now I see the arrow

Excellent! You are now condemned to see it and think of it every time you see a FedEx truck.

[500hp_440]

Took you long enough

Yeah I know right? I really need to stop hanging around that bronze guy he's messing me up

Look at the word FEDEX. Do you see an arrow?




                           

Now I see the arrow

Excellent! You are now condemned to see it and think of it every time you see a FedEx truck.

I dont think I will remmeber long enough to do it once, too many paint fumes

[SeattleCharger]

the strongest muscle in the body is the jaw muscle, not the tongue,   close though

[SeattleCharger]

this is useless:

  Wellfleet, Massachusetts has the only town clock in the world that strikes ship's time. (Rings every half hour, to a maximum of 8 rings at the end of each four hour period.)

[squeakfinder]

Took you long enough :Lil:

Yeah I know right? I really need to stop hanging around that bronze guy he's messing me up :Nana:

Look at the word FEDEX. Do you see an arrow?




                           

Now I see the arrow :Lil:

Excellent! You are now condemned to see it and think of it every time you see a FedEx truck.

I dint think I will remember long enough to do it once, too many paint fumes :Lil:

Damnit, this isn't wright! It must plague you for the rest of your days. Maybe this will work...

                                   

[PocketThunder]

I think 500hp was having a little fun with Bronzy...      

[500hp_440]

Took you long enough :Lil:

Yeah I know right? I really need to stop hanging around that bronze guy he's messing me up :Nana:

Look at the word FEDEX. Do you see an arrow?




                           

Now I see the arrow :Lil:

Excellent! You are now condemned to see it and think of it every time you see a FedEx truck.

I dint think I will remember long enough to do it once, too many paint fumes :Lil:

Damnit, this isn't wright! It must plague you for the rest of your days. Maybe this will work...

                                   

Hmmmm, naw, but spell check will,    right**

[quapman]

You'll have to resend that woodruff key memo. What the hell does it have to do with Federale Express?

If you shave the hair around your navel, you'll have less lint.

If you drive like crap sober, you'll drive like crap drunk. You probably won't care.

The barber in the shop with the best haircut GIVES the worst haircut.