Useless information thread

[bull]

The letters in the "got milk?" slogan use a font identified as Phenix American.

[Charger_Fan]

I will probably never get to date this girl. 

Probably just as well, that looks like a lot of maintenance.

[Orange_Crush]

I pulled a 7/8 inch long hair out of my nose this morning.

Trojan Magnum condoms are too tight (anyone else notice this?)

[bull]

I pulled a 7/8 inch long hair out of my nose this morning.

Trojan Magnum condoms are too tight (anyone else notice this?)

You're not supposed to use them on your arm.

By the way, the thread is titled Useless Information, not Too Much Information.

[Arthu®]

By the way, the thread is titled Useless Information, not Too Much Information.

[Mefirst]

A Dynomax Turbo muffler is heavy enough, that dropped from a hight of 1 foot on top of your chest, it will crack a rib. It hurts.

[mikepmcs]

Ouch! Sorry Tom.

There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!.

If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!.

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!.

A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!.

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!.

Clinophobia is the fear of beds!.

Porcupines float in water!.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head"!.

The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!.

The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on it's fur!.

Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland!.

[SeattleCharger]

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

An ounce of gold can be stretched into a wire 50 miles long.

[70charger_boy]

Chinese philosopher, Confucious, once said "Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger"

[PocketThunder]

Chinese philosopher, Confucious, once said "Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger"

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky.

[bull]

According to NASA, the U.S. has the world's most violent weather. In a typical year, the U.S. can expect some 10,000 violent thunderstorms, 5,000 floods, 1,000 tornadoes and several hurricanes.

It's illegal to plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.

The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

Fleas can jump more than 200 times their body length.

The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

Most toilets flush in E flat.

At last count there were about 226,000 trees in New York's Central Park.

A "sysygy" occurs when all the planets of the our Solar System line up.

A "necropsy" is an autopsy on animals.

The ZIP in zip code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan."

The longest Monopoly game in a bathtub was 99 hours long.

The longest Monopoly game ever played was 1,680 hours long, that's 70 straight days!

The Bible is the number one shoplifted book in America.

[mikepmcs]

Most toilets flush in E flat.


I knew that sounded familiar.

[konigcharger]

During World War II, Russians used dogs strapped with explosives to blow up German tanks. They ended up destroying about 25 German tanks using this method

In WWII, when allied armies reached the Rhine River the first thing men did was pee in it. This was pretty universal from the lowest private to Winston Churchill / Gen. Patton had himself photographed in the act

Every U.S. bill regardless of denomination costs just 4 cents to make

In 1982, a cactus in Phoenix, Arizona killed a man. David Grundman fired two shotgun blasts at a giant saguaro cactus that ended up falling on top of him

parthenophobia is the fear of virgins

[bull]

Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking (this one seems pretty common these days).
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge (this one too).
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth (I don't have this one).
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.

[deputycrawford]

If a gay man and a lesbian get together they are still a gay couple.




And it is still up in the air as to who plays the man of the relationship.


Well, at least somthing is in the air.

[1BAD68]

some people think cucumbers taste better pickled

[68chrgrwife]

some people think cucumbers taste better pickled

then they are not cucumbers they are picles...two different things really.

[1BAD68]

huh?

[jb666]

Chuck Norris counted to infinite, twice.

[SeattleCharger]

                     



     During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.

     On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 

     A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

     Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.
     
     American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.

     The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

[squeakfinder]

Look at the word FEDEX. Do you see an arrow?




                           

[500hp_440]

Look at the word FEDEX. Do you see an arrow?




                           

I hate you, Thats going to drive me nuts!

When people commit suicide off tall buildings they usually dont die from the fall, its more commonly a heart attack.

[69bronzeT5]

Look at the word FEDEX. Do you see an arrow?




                           

I hate you, Thats going to drive me nuts!

I found it. It's right there!

[500hp_440]

Look at the word FEDEX. Do you see an arrow?




                           

I hate you, Thats going to drive me nuts!

I found it. It's right there!

Wheres there?

[tan top]

i see it also