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[Old Moparz]

so make sure you're not

[Martian R/T]

Running around in your Speedo

[Foreman72]

I have heard stories about

[TUFCAT]

speedo's pegged at top speed

[hemi-hampton]

and others at no speed

[Old Moparz]

but cone shaped, aerodynamic jock-straps

[Martian R/T]

Tend to be extremely painful

[teamroth]

if you wear them backwards

[hemi-hampton]

or wear as a Chinguard

[oldgold69]

to protect against swine flu

[hemi-hampton]

Or from a upper cut

[oldgold69]

delivered by the burger king

[hemi-hampton]

can I have Fries with

[SeattleCharger]

 fake blood ketchup instead of . . .   

[TUFCAT]

severed finger in my chilli

[mikepmcs]

from wendys that wasn't true

[CB]

so I took a bath

[mikepmcs]

iron works is in maine

[SeattleCharger]

and potatoes are in Idaho                  

[oldgold69]

thought ida was a ho

[hemi-hampton]

ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas

[Old Moparz]

said the cop to C-Stripes

[Martian R/T]

and no Dusters allowed here

[hemi-hampton]

hanging on my Christmas Tree

[tan top]

air freshener !!  that smells like .....