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three day old road kill

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for "road kill surprise" for 

[DeltaV]

the Sunday brunch main course

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served to all and sundry

[DeltaV]

elderly blue haired southern belles

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who really look forward to

[DeltaV]

mint julep tea with their

[mightywing7]

side of macaroni and cheese

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for dinner ,because the wife

[DeltaV]

wanted something that could be

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made by the kids because

[DeltaV]

they need to learn important

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cooking skills for latter use

[DeltaV]

when trekking across the barren

[dyslexic teddybear]

and desolate region known as

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the living room and kitchen

[dyslexic teddybear]

refrigerator filled with mysterious outofdate   

[DeltaV]

containers bulging at the seams

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ready for use as dips

[DeltaV]

at the Demolitionalist's Nativity Convention

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where crackers are an optional

[DeltaV]

delectable accoutrement covered with dripping

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dipping sauce for the bulging 

[DeltaV]

waistbands of pretentious and portly

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connoisseurs consuming  countless    croissant  carrying