Woman Sits On Toilet for 2 Years

[justin1987]

I have heard everything now. I love how the sheriff's name is Whipple. I wonder if he asked her to squeeze the Charmin. 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom

WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

[Todd Wilson]

Thats cool! I wish I could take a dump for 2 years!   


Todd

[LeeBoy]

yikes!

[TruckDriver]

I just heard that on the news here too. 

[Old Moparz]

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QUOTE:
"He said they conversed and had an otherwise normal relationship -- except that it all happened in the bathroom."

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Normal? 

I have a few relatives in Kansas & none of them live in the freakin' bathroom. Must be only certain areas that have that custom.   

[PocketThunder]

maybe she was hiding from the Kansas Mafia?   

[Todd Wilson]

maybe she was hiding from the Kansas Mafia?   

Yeah she owed us money!




Todd

[SnoPro440]

This story reminds me of the 600 pounder that grew into her couch a few years ago.

http://www.katc.com/Global/story.asp?S=2163373

[TruckDriver]

If she was stuck to the toilet, what did her boyfriend use to go? The kitchen sink and the garbage disposal?

[Brock Samson]

  i think if i were to total up my stints in the "library" I'd have about 8 years,.. what's the big deal?.. 

[Ponch ®]

 

From the BobFreemanBoard:

I kinda feel bad for the fat monster. She was so ashamed when she first realized she couldn't get off the toilet, she didn't want to tell her boyfriend or to have EMTs come and snicker under their breath at her. And she knew it would wind up on the Internet where dicks like us would mock her. So instead, she just sat there. For two years.

[my73charger]

Holy Crap!    Pun intended. 

[daytonalo]

That poor Seat !!!! I wonder when they took her out if it was stuck to her Ass???

[472 R/T SE]

Eeee gads.  Brings new meaning to, "shit or get off the pot."

[moparstuart]

Eeee gads.  Brings new meaning to, "shit or get off the pot."

thats kansas for ya LOL 

[supserdave]

Thank god there was no picture!

[71ChallengeHer]

The news , keeps my customers busy at the bar  At least it wasn't in PA this time.

[BigBlackDodge]

That poor Seat !!!! I wonder when they took her out if it was stuck to her Ass???

It appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat, said Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."






BBD

[Old Moparz]

That has to be a record that'll go unchallenged in the Guiness Book of Records.   

[DodgeChargerNeeded]

Geez I get leg cramps after 20 minutes. She needs some serious mental help.

[gasoline_24]

You guys are horrible making this poor Kansas lady the "butt" of your jokes.

[Mike DC]

 
Sounds like she had a pretty messed up life. 

I'm not surprised that someone could be mentally misfiring enough to do this, but I am surprised that other people enabled it for two years like that.

[The70RT]

Yeah that was here in KansASS. I guess the so called husband now will face charges. I guess the dumb lady is in serious condition now.

[FastbackJon]

Must have been a good magazine!!

[dkn1997]

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.


I'm gonna have to go with "yes"