three dead bodies

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> >
> > Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all
> > with very big smiles on
> > their faces.
> >
> > The coroner calls the police to tell them what
> > has happened. "First body
> > was that of a Frenchman, 60, died of heart
> > failure while making love to his
> > mistress. Hence the enormous smile,
> > Inspector", says the Coroner.
> >
> > "Second body was a Scotsman, 25, won $10,000
> > on the lottery, spent it all
> > on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence
> > the smile."
> >
> > The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
> >
> > "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most
> > unusual one. Billy-Bob the
> > redneck from Tennessee, 30,struck by
> > lightning."
> >
> > "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the
> > Inspector.
> >
> > "Thought he was having his picture taken."
> >
> >
> > Groannnnnnnnnnnnnn.