My first and last day working for wal-mart....

[Lowprofile]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her 2 kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
Bob, as the Wal-Mart Greeter, said pleasantly, "Good morning, & welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The
oldest one's 9, the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied Bob. "I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day &
thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

That was my last day at Wal-Mart.

[Mo Power]

Thats great my dad would love to hear that since he's a Walmart greeter  .

[sick dawg]

[leeandgrant]

SICK DAWG, awesome t-shirt