What Weird Things Would People Find If You Died?

[Old Moparz]

Well?   

If you died tonight, & people had to come clean out your house, what kind of weird stuff do you have stashed away that people would run across & say, "What the hell is this, & what were they doing with it?"    

I have a few oddities......

Mounted & framed embalmer's license from 1910 that I found at a flea market.

Extra molar I had that the dentist pulled because it started a second row. (Not a wisdom tooth, I still have all those)

An unopened six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer from 1966 that my Father bought on my sister's 1st birthday & just didn't get around to drinking any of it.  (The old steel cans with the seam & the pull off tabs)

Ceramic statue of Buddha, all black, about 20" tall that my parents won at the boardwalk in New Jersey when I was a kid.

And a sun bleached, steer skull that I found hanging on someone's front porch while drunk 30 years ago.

[JimShine]

A spare bedroom full of old orange, rusty, and smashed dodge charger parts. While the shed outside has nice clean straight dodge charger parts.

[John_Kunkel]

Is an inflatable love doll considered "weird"?

[69_500]

Well depends on exactly what you'd call weird? Is it weird to have probably 1,000 un opened model cars in the attic? Is it weird that I have saved a copy of every newspaper I have ever purchased, including the adds? No idea why I do it, I just do. Every magazine I've subscribed to has a seperate box in the attic, that they all get stored in after a year. The first year they are here at the house, they go in magazine racks. Then after the year is up, its off to the attic. I still have toys from when I was a child that are in the origional packages in the Attic. IE 5 of the A-Team action figures. No idea why I never opened them up, but I can tell you that I got them for my 5th birthday.

[TruckDriver]

Hmmmm

The only thing I can think of which isn't even really strange, is all the old pictures and ads of cars and trucks that I started saving in my childhood.

[Rack]

A dead body...


Think about that one. 

[1970 Charger 500]

I have tons of skeletons in my closet...none of them are coming out!!

[BigBlackDodge]

Is an inflatable love doll considered "weird"?

Umm.........no. But 6 dolls would be!


BBD

[Old Moparz]

Is an inflatable love doll considered "weird"?

Umm.........no. But 6 dolls would be!


BBD

Would that be weird, or would that just be a lonely party? 

[CaptMarvel]

Probably my fender tag for my 68 R/T that I put somewhere "safe" about 3 years ago and havent seen since.

[bull]

Well depends on exactly what you'd call weird? Is it weird to have probably 1,000 un opened model cars in the attic? Is it weird that I have saved a copy of every newspaper I have ever purchased, including the adds? No idea why I do it, I just do. Every magazine I've subscribed to has a seperate box in the attic, that they all get stored in after a year. The first year they are here at the house, they go in magazine racks. Then after the year is up, its off to the attic. I still have toys from when I was a child that are in the origional packages in the Attic. IE 5 of the A-Team action figures. No idea why I never opened them up, but I can tell you that I got them for my 5th birthday.

Why keep it when you can sell it? Cash in hand is better than junk in the attic.

[skip68]

I hope to find,... Skip68's will! (I mean the "Real One that he is hiding!" )     .......j/k!
Mrs.Skip68

[71ChallengeHer]

I'm not answering that one. But the guys did find a thong that still had the tags on it , when I moved. And they were shooting it like a sling shot.

[skip68]

I'm not answering that one. But the guys did find a thong that still had the tags on it , when I moved. And they were shooting it like a sling shot.


O.K. ,.......? I think you told us just enough to keep our Male members "TRUE DAILY MEMBERS!"   
Mrs.Skip68

[71ChallengeHer]

I'm not answering that one. But the guys did find a thong that still had the tags on it , when I moved. And they were shooting it like a sling shot.


O.K. ,.......? I think you told us just enough to keep our Male members "TRUE DAILY MEMBERS!"   
Mrs.Skip68

It wasn't as good as Matt's naked bat story. 

[skip68]

I'm not answering that one. But the guys did find a thong that still had the tags on it , when I moved. And they were shooting it like a sling shot.


O.K. ,.......? I think you told us just enough to keep our Male members "TRUE DAILY MEMBERS!"   
Mrs.Skip68

It wasn't as good as Matt's naked bat story. 

I think it's a tie-winner tonight ! Both were good! The vision of burly men flinging a pair of thong underwear back and forth for amusement, just gives me a "warm fuzzy feeling inside!"  Hahaha! Just kidding!
Mrs.Skip68

[71ChallengeHer]

Seriously, the guys were going nuts over my Hot Wheels collection.

[Mike DC]

 
I don't know exactly which things would be weirdest.  Nothing too scandalous.



I do know this --  What you'd find would be oddly non-representative of my true life. 

I've got a bunch of CDs & DVDs that I don't even like all that much, and sometimes strangely little of what I do like.  I've got spare parts for stuff I've never even owned, and not always a lot of parts to things that I love & use all the time, etc.

 

[Charger_Fan]

If I die, nobody will know what the hell most of the parts even go to that I have stashed. My wife will probably have a yard sale or two, then just haul the rest to the boneyard.
Weird things? I don't think I have too many weird ones...just a bunch of auto related things that most people in my family wouldn't want.

[dkn1997]

all I know is that if I bite it, a certian few friends have instructions to go to my house and liquidate certian dvd's and on the way out, click the old "internet options" and start deleting some shit.

[Rolling_Thunder]

ummmmm     just going in my room you would find my small gun collection (M4 carbine, 1911, Sig 229, HK USP, K98 Mauser, M1 Carbine, and a couple knives) and you would find about 300lbs of car magazines...       

[68chrgrwife]

I don't think that i have any wierd things, but hubby has a few things that might not be considered normal....war trophies is all I have to say. 

The only "weird" thing I have is all the front section of the news papers right after 9-11 and right after the war broke out.  A Navy times from when hubby made E-5. and tons of Elvis books/tv guides w/ him on the cover. And tons of school work from my oldest daughter. (pre-school up to 2nd grade)...Is that weird?

[A383Wing]

A 1961 Metropolitan convertible in the garage sitting next to the Daytona....

Bryan 

[moparstuart]

A 1961 Metropolitan convertible in the garage sitting next to the Daytona....

Bryan 

those little cars are awesome

[Old Moparz]

all I know is that if I bite it, a certian few friends have instructions to go to my house and liquidate certian dvd's and on the way out, click the old "internet options" and start deleting some shit.

I was wondering if anyone would openly admit to that, lol.

[The70RT]

Fake treasure maps that say  "money stash" To keep everyone thinking & searching

[Dave22443]

Well depends on exactly what you'd call weird? Is it weird to have probably 1,000 un opened model cars in the attic? Is it weird that I have saved a copy of every newspaper I have ever purchased, including the adds? No idea why I do it, I just do. Every magazine I've subscribed to has a seperate box in the attic, that they all get stored in after a year. The first year they are here at the house, they go in magazine racks. Then after the year is up, its off to the attic. I still have toys from when I was a child that are in the origional packages in the Attic. IE 5 of the A-Team action figures. No idea why I never opened them up, but I can tell you that I got them for my 5th birthday.

You might want to check the load limit on your attic floor. Newspapers and magazines can get suprisingly heavy when piled up (not to mention the fire hazzard).  I would hate to hear that you got crushed in your sleep when your house collapsed under its own weight.

[BMOTOXSTAR]

A box of  40+ and Plumper porn mags that I have stashed in my closet.

[Blown70]

Ohhh, good to bring this up.  I may have to leave some instructions with a couple of close friends......As, well I guess I would be dead but if I was not I am sure I would be if some things were "found"  esp by the current girl.....

[Old Moparz]

Well depends on exactly what you'd call weird? Is it weird to have probably 1,000 un opened model cars in the attic? Is it weird that I have saved a copy of every newspaper I have ever purchased, including the adds? No idea why I do it, I just do. Every magazine I've subscribed to has a seperate box in the attic, that they all get stored in after a year. The first year they are here at the house, they go in magazine racks. Then after the year is up, its off to the attic. I still have toys from when I was a child that are in the origional packages in the Attic. IE 5 of the A-Team action figures. No idea why I never opened them up, but I can tell you that I got them for my 5th birthday.

You might want to check the load limit on your attic floor. Newspapers and magazines can get suprisingly heavy when piled up (not to mention the fire hazzard).  I would hate to hear that you got crushed in your sleep when your house collapsed under its own weight.

I agree. I worked with a guy who was the chief on a volunteer fire dept, & he told me about an elderly couple who had saved newspapers. They had thousands & made aisles to walk through. The problem they had wasn't that the paper was fuel, but that when they hosed down the inside of the attic from above while on the roof, they were all in danger of the collapse. They made the decision to evacuate the house & try to put it out from outside.

Danny, I thought you were younger than me? Why are you saving things like the old couple? You're not one of those people who look way younger than they are, are you?   

[Rolling_Thunder]

A box of  40+ and Plumper porn mags that I have stashed in my closet.

why buy mags ?  the net is free   

[BMOTOXSTAR]

A box of  40+ and Plumper porn mags that I have stashed in my closet.

why buy mags ?  the net is free   

[BigBlockSam]

box of  40+ and Plumper porn mags that I have stashed in my closet.   

my rock and roll museum . lotsa guitars and rock and roll memorabilia  , some dating back from the 50's . lotsa reel to reel tapes . they where my fathers but i don't have a reel to reel machine .   no porn , the  net is free 

[greenpigs]

Not much weird but way more toys than a 35 YO should have. I have a Jaws stuffed animal from the second movie I have kept all these years and it looks rough,but hardly weird. It sucks being dull and yes Internet porn is free up till you get a nasty virus that locks your computer up...twice!

[69bronzeT5]

Boxes of Hot Wheels and Johnny Lightning toy cars and a bunch of guitars.

[Old Moparz]

Boxes of Hot Wheels and Johnny Lightning toy cars and a bunch of guitars.

That's not too weird. You don't have any Hello Kitty stuff, do you? That would be kind of weird. 

[71ChallengeHer]

Boxes of Hot Wheels and Johnny Lightning toy cars and a bunch of guitars.

That's not too weird. You don't have any Hello Kitty stuff, do you? That would be kind of weird. 

[69_500]

I agree. I worked with a guy who was the chief on a volunteer fire dept, & he told me about an elderly couple who had saved newspapers. They had thousands & made aisles to walk through. The problem they had wasn't that the paper was fuel, but that when they hosed down the inside of the attic from above while on the roof, they were all in danger of the collapse. They made the decision to evacuate the house & try to put it out from outside.

Danny, I thought you were younger than me? Why are you saving things like the old couple? You're not one of those people who look way younger than they are, are you?   

I'm not sure if I'm younger than you or not. I'm 29 years old. And yeah I guess I sound like the old couple who had all of the paper in the attic. Our house has 3 seperate attics. 1 over the main section. 1 over the 2 car garage, and 1 over the third car garage. All of the papers are in the attic over the main section of the house. Car parts are stored in the attic over the 3rd car garage, and typical decoration crap for the house is in the attic over the 2 car garage. I'm a bit of a pack rat though as my wife and anyone who visits would readily agree with. I just find it hard to bring myself to part with much of anything. Took all I could to finally sell some of the diecast duplicates that I had laying around at the swap meet last weekend. Cleaned out 1 closet in the house, and that was 45 diecast, and 2 boxes of hotwheels. Didn't do too bad at the swap meet with that "junk" as my wife calls it. To tell you how long I've been collecting news papers, I have the Wall Street Journal from when the DOW first went over 3,500. If that gives you any idea of how long ago I started my weird obsession with keeping everything. I was a weird kid, who would get toys for Christmas and then not open them, just put them up in the closet.

[Old Moparz]

Danny, I'm 45 & older, but I am thinking that you might be weirder. 

[69_500]

Yeah I figured people might think some of those things are a bit weird. Oh well to each their own.

[Khyron]

Boxes of Hot Wheels and Johnny Lightning toy cars and a bunch of guitars.

and a worn out keyboard

[1969chargerrtse]

Well depends on exactly what you'd call weird? Is it weird to have probably 1,000 un opened model cars in the attic? Is it weird that I have saved a copy of every newspaper I have ever purchased, including the adds? No idea why I do it, I just do. Every magazine I've subscribed to has a seperate box in the attic, that they all get stored in after a year. The first year they are here at the house, they go in magazine racks. Then after the year is up, its off to the attic. I still have toys from when I was a child that are in the origional packages in the Attic. IE 5 of the A-Team action figures. No idea why I never opened them up, but I can tell you that I got them for my 5th birthday.

I like you.  But that is weird.

[1969chargerrtse]

A box of  40+ and Plumper porn mags that I have stashed in my closet.

To much info.

[Manfred318]

A box of  40+ and Plumper porn mags that I have stashed in my closet.

I call dibbs

[69bronzeT5]

Boxes of Hot Wheels and Johnny Lightning toy cars and a bunch of guitars.

and a worn out keyboard

I have a bolling pin too and a tophat...

[69_500]

Well depends on exactly what you'd call weird? Is it weird to have probably 1,000 un opened model cars in the attic? Is it weird that I have saved a copy of every newspaper I have ever purchased, including the adds? No idea why I do it, I just do. Every magazine I've subscribed to has a seperate box in the attic, that they all get stored in after a year. The first year they are here at the house, they go in magazine racks. Then after the year is up, its off to the attic. I still have toys from when I was a child that are in the origional packages in the Attic. IE 5 of the A-Team action figures. No idea why I never opened them up, but I can tell you that I got them for my 5th birthday.

I like you.  But that is weird.

Ah nothing wrong with being called Weird. Its not the first time in my life, and it definitely won't be the last time either.

[Old Moparz]

Boxes of Hot Wheels and Johnny Lightning toy cars and a bunch of guitars.

and a worn out keyboard

I have a bolling pin too and a tophat...

  That reminds me, I used to have a bowling pin, but that dumb dog i had years ago decided to make it his. He was looking for a chew toy, couldn't find it & grabbed the pin instead. I couldn't stop laughing seeing him run around with a pin in his mouth. It was funny until he ran past me & hammered my shin with it. He eventually chewed the plastic covering off it until all the wood was exposed, then I tossed it before he ended up with splinters.

Never had a top hat, but I bet it would have looked good with my Hearse.