What Weird Things Would People Find If You Died?

[Old Moparz]

Well?   

If you died tonight, & people had to come clean out your house, what kind of weird stuff do you have stashed away that people would run across & say, "What the hell is this, & what were they doing with it?"    

I have a few oddities......

Mounted & framed embalmer's license from 1910 that I found at a flea market.

Extra molar I had that the dentist pulled because it started a second row. (Not a wisdom tooth, I still have all those)

An unopened six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer from 1966 that my Father bought on my sister's 1st birthday & just didn't get around to drinking any of it.  (The old steel cans with the seam & the pull off tabs)

Ceramic statue of Buddha, all black, about 20" tall that my parents won at the boardwalk in New Jersey when I was a kid.

And a sun bleached, steer skull that I found hanging on someone's front porch while drunk 30 years ago.

[JimShine]

A spare bedroom full of old orange, rusty, and smashed dodge charger parts. While the shed outside has nice clean straight dodge charger parts.

[John_Kunkel]

Is an inflatable love doll considered "weird"?

[69_500]

Well depends on exactly what you'd call weird? Is it weird to have probably 1,000 un opened model cars in the attic? Is it weird that I have saved a copy of every newspaper I have ever purchased, including the adds? No idea why I do it, I just do. Every magazine I've subscribed to has a seperate box in the attic, that they all get stored in after a year. The first year they are here at the house, they go in magazine racks. Then after the year is up, its off to the attic. I still have toys from when I was a child that are in the origional packages in the Attic. IE 5 of the A-Team action figures. No idea why I never opened them up, but I can tell you that I got them for my 5th birthday.

[TruckDriver]

Hmmmm

The only thing I can think of which isn't even really strange, is all the old pictures and ads of cars and trucks that I started saving in my childhood.

[Rack]

A dead body...


Think about that one. 

[1970 Charger 500]

I have tons of skeletons in my closet...none of them are coming out!!

[BigBlackDodge]

Is an inflatable love doll considered "weird"?

Umm.........no. But 6 dolls would be!


BBD

[Old Moparz]

Is an inflatable love doll considered "weird"?

Umm.........no. But 6 dolls would be!


BBD

Would that be weird, or would that just be a lonely party? 

[CaptMarvel]

Probably my fender tag for my 68 R/T that I put somewhere "safe" about 3 years ago and havent seen since.

[bull]

Well depends on exactly what you'd call weird? Is it weird to have probably 1,000 un opened model cars in the attic? Is it weird that I have saved a copy of every newspaper I have ever purchased, including the adds? No idea why I do it, I just do. Every magazine I've subscribed to has a seperate box in the attic, that they all get stored in after a year. The first year they are here at the house, they go in magazine racks. Then after the year is up, its off to the attic. I still have toys from when I was a child that are in the origional packages in the Attic. IE 5 of the A-Team action figures. No idea why I never opened them up, but I can tell you that I got them for my 5th birthday.

Why keep it when you can sell it? Cash in hand is better than junk in the attic.

[skip68]

I hope to find,... Skip68's will! (I mean the "Real One that he is hiding!" )     .......j/k!
Mrs.Skip68

[71ChallengeHer]

I'm not answering that one. But the guys did find a thong that still had the tags on it , when I moved. And they were shooting it like a sling shot.

[skip68]

I'm not answering that one. But the guys did find a thong that still had the tags on it , when I moved. And they were shooting it like a sling shot.


O.K. ,.......? I think you told us just enough to keep our Male members "TRUE DAILY MEMBERS!"   
Mrs.Skip68

[71ChallengeHer]

I'm not answering that one. But the guys did find a thong that still had the tags on it , when I moved. And they were shooting it like a sling shot.


O.K. ,.......? I think you told us just enough to keep our Male members "TRUE DAILY MEMBERS!"   
Mrs.Skip68

It wasn't as good as Matt's naked bat story. 

[skip68]

I'm not answering that one. But the guys did find a thong that still had the tags on it , when I moved. And they were shooting it like a sling shot.


O.K. ,.......? I think you told us just enough to keep our Male members "TRUE DAILY MEMBERS!"   
Mrs.Skip68

It wasn't as good as Matt's naked bat story. 

I think it's a tie-winner tonight ! Both were good! The vision of burly men flinging a pair of thong underwear back and forth for amusement, just gives me a "warm fuzzy feeling inside!"  Hahaha! Just kidding!
Mrs.Skip68

[71ChallengeHer]

Seriously, the guys were going nuts over my Hot Wheels collection.

[Mike DC]

 
I don't know exactly which things would be weirdest.  Nothing too scandalous.



I do know this --  What you'd find would be oddly non-representative of my true life. 

I've got a bunch of CDs & DVDs that I don't even like all that much, and sometimes strangely little of what I do like.  I've got spare parts for stuff I've never even owned, and not always a lot of parts to things that I love & use all the time, etc.

 

[Charger_Fan]

If I die, nobody will know what the hell most of the parts even go to that I have stashed. My wife will probably have a yard sale or two, then just haul the rest to the boneyard.
Weird things? I don't think I have too many weird ones...just a bunch of auto related things that most people in my family wouldn't want.

[dkn1997]

all I know is that if I bite it, a certian few friends have instructions to go to my house and liquidate certian dvd's and on the way out, click the old "internet options" and start deleting some shit.

[Rolling_Thunder]

ummmmm     just going in my room you would find my small gun collection (M4 carbine, 1911, Sig 229, HK USP, K98 Mauser, M1 Carbine, and a couple knives) and you would find about 300lbs of car magazines...       

[68chrgrwife]

I don't think that i have any wierd things, but hubby has a few things that might not be considered normal....war trophies is all I have to say. 

The only "weird" thing I have is all the front section of the news papers right after 9-11 and right after the war broke out.  A Navy times from when hubby made E-5. and tons of Elvis books/tv guides w/ him on the cover. And tons of school work from my oldest daughter. (pre-school up to 2nd grade)...Is that weird?

[A383Wing]

A 1961 Metropolitan convertible in the garage sitting next to the Daytona....

Bryan 

[moparstuart]

A 1961 Metropolitan convertible in the garage sitting next to the Daytona....

Bryan 

those little cars are awesome

[Old Moparz]

all I know is that if I bite it, a certian few friends have instructions to go to my house and liquidate certian dvd's and on the way out, click the old "internet options" and start deleting some shit.

I was wondering if anyone would openly admit to that, lol.