Hillary and Indians

[MichaelRW]

Hillary's Indian Name       

     Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to
address a major gathering of The American Indian Nation two weeks ago in
upper New York state...

               She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for
increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should
she one day become the first female President.

               She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how
she had signed 'Yes' for every Indian issue that came to her desk for
approval.
 
        Although the Senator was vague on the details of her
plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping
her 'red sisters and brothers'.

        At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented
the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name "Walking
Eagle".
     

        The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving
to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of
how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.
     

        They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a
bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

[Dave22443]

 

[charger_mike75]

   That's a good one