Cannibal Restaurant

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle &
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat  down & looked over the
menu...
           + Tourist: $5
           + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
           + Fried Explorer:  $15.00
           + Baked Democrat or Grilled
              Republican:  $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over & asked,
'Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one?  They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!"