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So I'm naked and happen to glance in the mirror

Started by Orange_Crush, October 07, 2005, 11:54:22 AM

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Stormhammer

#50
October 07, 2005, 10:11:23 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
Oh...BTW...

Something I learned the hard way for anyone wanting to try this...

clippers WILL nick sack skin so be careful.

It took me about 20 minutes to get my bag to quit bleeding!

:iagree: :cryin:

:icon_smile_big: :icon_smile_cool:

Orange_Crush

#51
October 07, 2005, 11:03:54 PM
Troy!  You da man!

As you can see, this time I did it myself!

I wasn't paying some hottie 50 bucks to rip the hair off the twins (though I gladly would if she was wearing a leather corset and thigh-high stilleto-heeled black boots).
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

andy74

#53
October 08, 2005, 09:04:23 AM
ive been laughing so hard that i almost pissed myself! oc you are truly a comic genius!!!!

Arthu®

#54
October 08, 2005, 12:40:20 PM
Ok so now you have done it, never want back right. The ladies like it better too....
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dodgecharger-fan

#55
October 08, 2005, 12:41:15 PM
Quote from: 73dodge on October 07, 2005, 12:39:04 PM
did you shave everything?

did you oil up and flex for the wife? Although a greasy beer gut is probably not too attractive.............


Am I grossing everyone out now with all the gross mental pictures?



*trying to erase mental picture of 73dodge shaved and greased up in a hotel room while on a customer con-call*
:leaving:

Charger_Fan

#56
October 08, 2005, 03:03:05 PM
Troy! :smilielol:

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

73dodge

#57
October 08, 2005, 03:12:49 PM
Quote from: dodgecharger-fan on October 08, 2005, 12:41:15 PM
Quote from: 73dodge on October 07, 2005, 12:39:04 PM
did you shave everything?

did you oil up and flex for the wife? Although a greasy beer gut is probably not too attractive.............


Am I grossing everyone out now with all the gross mental pictures?



*trying to erase mental picture of 73dodge shaved and greased up in a hotel room while on a customer con-call*
:leaving:

Okay if I ever get on a con call with you I'll make sure to activate the little USB video camera that I have for my laptop.


;D
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4cruzin

#58
October 09, 2005, 11:25:51 AM
You all talk about some of the crasiest things!!   
Tomorrow is promised to NOBODY . . . .

Ponch ®

#59
October 09, 2005, 03:53:01 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 11:54:22 AM
And I realize that I am an exceedingly hairy SOB

So I look at the electric trimmer I use to buzz my hair (on my head) And I got to thinking....hmmmmm.

The wife wasn't too happy about all the curly joes she had to sweep off the bathroom floor, but I could get used to the look if only it didn't itch so damn much!

Hey...At least I didn't use wax this time!



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Lowprofile

#60
October 09, 2005, 04:37:01 PM
I was thinking about that Back waxing.....Maybe they'll throw in a complementry Bag wax?  :icon_smile_shock: :D :D
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Judhudson

#61
October 09, 2005, 08:28:26 PM
oh........man these thread is crazy  :smilielol:

Khyron

#62
October 09, 2005, 09:17:08 PM
it made it to 3 pages!  :o


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BB1

#63
October 10, 2005, 08:57:11 AM
Is that Big Foot?  :o  :scared:

This thread =  :image_294343:
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Old Moparz

#64
October 10, 2005, 09:06:31 AM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on October 07, 2005, 11:03:54 PM
Troy!   You da man!

As you can see, this time I did it myself!

I wasn't paying some hottie 50 bucks to rip the hair off the twins (though I gladly would if she was wearing a leather corset and thigh-high stilleto-heeled black boots).


Here you go Mr. Backhair.  :D  I can't say I'd disagree either.
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BB1

#65
October 10, 2005, 09:57:26 AM
Congratulation!!! Your a wiener   ;D
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Charger_Fan

#66
October 10, 2005, 11:58:15 AM
Quote from: Lowprofile on October 09, 2005, 04:37:01 PM
I was thinking about that Back waxing.....Maybe they'll throw in a complementry Bag wax?   :icon_smile_shock: :D :D
Damn, I'm glad I'm not that friggin' hairy!

The ironic part is that it looks like he's going a little bald. :image_294343:

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

Mudhawg

#67
October 10, 2005, 03:09:43 PM
When that guy does go bald he can let his back hair grow out, then he'd have the ultimate combover! ;D

TeeWJay426

#68
October 11, 2005, 07:24:51 AM
Quote from: 4402tuff4u on October 07, 2005, 02:19:13 PM
Why, why , why did I click!! I knew I would regret it. :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:

Me too........... :eek:
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